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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Yep.

Where are work care?

Just seems to me that here we are clearly seeing the dollar put before safety. You can include the spectators in that as well.
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    Hope it gets to Romsey. I'm locked inside and working on a beer gut on top of my gut gut

    Good parenting to recognize the twins as individuals.

    I'm watching the gat go mental.

    meth heads get dehydrated easily.

    I'm sweating like a Greek Virgin at a Sophocles lecture.

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    Good parenting to recognize the twins as individuals.

    I'm watching the gat go mental.

    meth heads get dehydrated easily.

    I'm sweating like a Greek Virgin at a Sophocles lecture.

    i'm handling it nicely

    just set the thermostat on 16 and let the 50 horse power a/c unit do its stuff

    stuff the green house gases

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    Change due at 5. Enjoy.

    I just had cause to be down in Boganville setting up. Outside...on tarmac, near the beach...I was delightfully informed that at around 4pm it was registering over 50....thats not a typo.

    it cant change quick enough

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    Change due at 5. Enjoy.

    54 celsius in the crotch

    6 million flies in the dairy

    daughter and partner gone to beach

    no change on horizon

    32 beers tonight

    all volunteers for helping with milking,get all the beer needed

    dont knock me over in the rush

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    i'm handling it nicely

    just set the thermostat on 16 and let the 50 horse power a/c unit do its stuff

    stuff the green house gases

    You're an inspiration to us all DC. If only there were more people with that attitude - what a world it would be!!

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    54 celsius in the crotch

    6 million flies in the dairy

    daughter and partner gone to beach

    no change on horizon

    32 beers tonight

    all volunteers for helping with milking,get all the beer needed

    dont knock me over in the rush

    I wouldn't mind getting my hands on some firm teats Jazza-if you're throwing in beers then I'm there.

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    I wouldn't mind getting my hands on some firm teats Jazza-if you're throwing in beers then I'm there.

    and something you probably used to having

    females with 4 teats

    btw, thanks for at least putting your hand up [so to speak]

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    and something you probably used to having

    females with 4 teats

    btw, thanks for at least putting your hand up [so to speak]

    That's funny Jazza (and probably true). Thank's for that.

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    That's funny Jazza (and probably true). Thank's for that.

    I think we've milked this joke enough .

    It's getting udderly ridiculous.

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    I keep ruminating on it.

    Put it out to pasture.

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    Oh honey
    Picture me upon your knee,
    With teat for two and two for teat,
    Just me for you and you for me, alone!
    Nobody near us, to see us or hear us,
    No friends or relations
    on weekend vacations

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    Wash your mouth out bbo, you appear to have lost your way yet again, consult the good book for guidance

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    Oh honey

    Picture me upon your knee,

    With teat for two and two for teat,

    Just me for you and you for me, alone!

    Nobody near us, to see us or hear us,

    No friends or relations

    on weekend vacations

    You just keep churning them out.

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    Wash your mouth out bbo, you appear to have lost your way yet again, consult the good book for guidance

    Thanks for the dee-vine intervention.

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    Wash your mouth out bbo, you appear to have lost your way yet again, consult the good book for guidance

    Well I have been reading the Book of sister Doris but .. you are correct .. the fires are tormenting me and I have sought solace ( perhaps overmuch) in the demon drink to quench them. Biffen and DC have led me astray and I fear more pennance is required.

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    You just keep churning them out.

    are you trying to butter him up? won't work, the lads have tried

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    are you trying to butter him up? won't work, the lads have tried

    I've got no beef with the lads-yet.

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    There are no last tangos in Romsey DC.

    But I'll bet there are plenty of Brando style long old raincoats.

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