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Better save your lunch money for the next couple of days bb

have been !! :)

 

you picked the wong day huh WJ !!

 
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you picked the wong day huh WJ !!

I could see it coming.


Theres a dim sim ilarity about these posts :rolleyes:

 

Theres a dim sim ilarity about these posts :rolleyes:

Oh no it has started already!

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I assume the same rules that apply to this thread apply to any conversation during tomorrow night's meal i.e. No T$ No B$?

I would imagine quite a lot of BS. Certainly no T$ but happy to discuss his compensation replacements.


I would imagine quite a lot of BS. Certainly no T$ but happy to discuss his compensation replacements.

What's to discuss?

Theres a dim sim ilarity about these posts :rolleyes:

Theres no need for Won ton pun abuse.

Some of the jokes on here are battered enough.

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What's to discuss?

Hogan, Dawes and Barry and then the rest of the list and the players taken tomorrow, for starters.

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Theres no need for Won ton pun abuse.

Some of the jokes on here are battered enough.

Why would we fritter away the chance to?

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What's to discuss?

How about if we discuss the way the MFC is going to crab claw its way up the ladder?


Hogan, Dawes and Barry and then the rest of the list and the players taken tomorrow, for starters.

Sorry Redleg I meant about you know who!

How about if we discuss the way the MFC is going to crab claw its way up the ladder?

Jokes like that should be Black Beaned from the site.
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Jokes like that should be Black Beaned from the site.

That would get me steamed.

At least I have my music, wok and roll.

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Jokes like that should be Black Beaned from the site.

That could get my beef sizzling.

That could get my beef sizzling.

There are too many shellfish remarks here.

Sorry Redleg, but you are a plum duck in this case.


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There are too many shellfish remarks here.Sorry Redleg, but you are a plum duck in this case.

Are you coming the raw prawn or should that be garlic prawn with me?

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Are you coming the raw prawn or should that be garlic prawn with me?

This is driving my prawn, crackers.

 

This is driving my prawn, crackers.

Enough of this.This Whole thing is starting to Flounder.

If this continues you might find your noodle's shanghaied

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