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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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It will be interesting to see of the 5000 average attendance they will get, how many are free tickets.

Redleg you will probably get 4000 supporters of the team they are playing.

I might go to sydney to see the dees play them.

I might have some chance of seeing a win and see how TS goes with them!

Sorry could not help myself.

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    Redleg you will probably get 4000 supporters of the team they are playing.

    I might go to sydney to see the dees play them.

    I might have some chance of seeing a win and see how TS goes with them!

    Sorry could not help myself.

    Shame on you, you should know better.

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    Shame on you, you should know better.

    Yes I have given myself a good slap and talking to!

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    Worst.Day.Ever.

    Wine shall be my salvation tonight!

    Don't drive home, catch a cab.

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    Sorry but I had to Bump this thread as another insidious thread has surfaced about you know who. Will it never end?

    Well the sharemarket has bombed much like our team, but the sun is now shining and last news item said sharemarket starting to rebound. The price of bananas has dropped so my banana smoothie should be back in town. Jaded who nearly had a meltdown is back posting with passion. We have a new temporary Coach and temporary Football Celebrity, I mean Director and our effort against Carltank I mean Carlscum was improved. We have learned that we can't kick for goal and our disposal is less than VFL standard, but as required by the temporary Coach the boys had a red hot go. The same level of effort in the remaining games could see a few wins end off the season, putting us where most would have expected at the start of the season. We will have got some more games into a lot of players and we can then look at addressing why so many of our players have not improved like Morton, Blease and all of the indigenous boys for example.

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    Don't lose your fin screws in Bali.

    A good screw is hard to find.

    Lucky banana smoothies and banana pancakes are a dime a dozen. Well until the AU$ dropped they were.

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    Sorry but I had to Bump this thread as another insidious thread has surfaced about you know who. Will it never end?

    Well the sharemarket has bombed much like our team, but the sun is now shining and last news item said sharemarket starting to rebound. The price of bananas has dropped so my banana smoothie should be back in town. Jaded who nearly had a meltdown is back posting with passion. We have a new temporary Coach and temporary Football Celebrity, I mean Director and our effort against Carltank I mean Carlscum was improved. We have learned that we can't kick for goal and our disposal is less than VFL standard, but as required by the temporary Coach the boys had a red hot go. The same level of effort in the remaining games could see a few wins end off the season, putting us where most would have expected at the start of the season. We will have got some more games into a lot of players and we can then look at addressing why so many of our players have not improved like Morton, Blease and all of the indigenous boys for example.

    The answer is NO.

    but we only have 4 weeks to endure it

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    Sorry but I had to Bump this thread as another insidious thread has surfaced about you know who. Will it never end?

    No. Never ever. I wonder how long this thread can hold out the 'other' thread in terms of posts and pages. I give it 7 days max.

    A good screw is hard to find.

    LOL. This statement is isolation is thread worthy. I'm not going any further, other than I think it's quite easy...in Bunnings.

    Lucky banana smoothies and banana pancakes are a dime a dozen. Well until the AU$ dropped they were.

    Had banana pancakes Sunday morning (banana flavoured mix - no banana's). And the Aussie dollar was the furthest thing from my mind. At the forefront was Brad Green... :rolleyes:

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    No. Never ever. I wonder how long this thread can hold out the 'other' thread in terms of posts and pages. I give it 7 days max.

    LOL. This statement is isolation is thread worthy. I'm not going any further, other than I think it's quite easy...in Bunnings.

    Had banana pancakes Sunday morning (banana flavoured mix - no banana's). And the Aussie dollar was the furthest thing from my mind. At the forefront was Brad Green... :rolleyes:

    Ht I think 4 will see us out.

    God you would wonder that there is anything left to say.

    So come on guys there must be lots of other things to talk about.

    Does any one like this years scarf.

    I don't it is maroon and blue

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    Ht I think 4 will see us out.

    God you would wonder that there is anything left to say.

    So come on guys there must be lots of other things to talk about.

    Does any one like this years scarf.

    I don't it is maroon and blue

    It's supposed to be blood red and blue. Maroon is different IMO.

    It does keep me warm, so that's a positive !

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    It's supposed to be blood red and blue. Maroon is different IMO.

    It does keep me warm, so that's a positive !

    it is a much darker red than anything else.

    I have got the old one out as I sent it back after the Geelong game.

    I never remember Melbourne being this colour red.

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    This thread is very dangerous in the right hands ... should be shut down. But hey I quite enjoy reading it.

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    I got fantastic news. Bananas are now only $9.99 a kg at Chan Phat's otherwise known as Fat Chance grocery in Victoria St, Richmond. No kidding.

    Edited by america de cali

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    I got fantastic news. Bananas are now only $9.99 a kg at Chan Phat's otherwise known as Fat Chance grocery in Victoria St, Richmond. No kidding.

    best news for the last 3 months.

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    I got fantastic news. Bananas are now only $9.99 a kg at Chan Phat's otherwise known as Fat Chance grocery in Victoria St, Richmond. No kidding.

    hahahahah ... ok thanks for that constructive mature comment. Think it says more about the maturity around here than anything else ... but hey its all more cannon fodder.

    Just keep them coming. This thread could be just what some people need.

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    hahahahah ... ok thanks for that constructive mature comment. Think it says more about the maturity around here than anything else ... but hey its all more cannon fodder.

    Just keep them coming. This thread could be just what some people need.

    Hangon if you do not appreciate a little humour in this bleak period I am sorry for you.

    Leave us all here having some resonable discussion and a bit of fun.

    It is called "not the Tom scully Thread" for a reason.

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    Hangon if you do not appreciate a little humour in this bleak period I am sorry for you.

    Leave us all here having some resonable discussion and a bit of fun.

    It is called "not the Tom scully Thread" for a reason.

    Doesn't matter what you call it ... its in a public forum for all to see and read. But hey ... I dont mind it does not reflect my point of view. But geez if I ever needed it ... :wacko:

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    My understanding was, it was to avoid those unfit to plead.

    But where ever you go, there you are.

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    Hangon if you do not appreciate a little humour in this bleak period I am sorry for you.

    Leave us all here having some resonable discussion and a bit of fun.

    It is called "not the Tom scully Thread" for a reason.

    Some here just don't do jokes .

    (make em or get 'em)

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    Some here just don't do jokes .

    (make em or get 'em)

    Hangon might like this considering his avatar. I heard today that a business run by some black African men had been rung by someone from another business, who was upset with them. Without thinking he said to them "what kind of monkey business are you guys running"? It was only when the African man started threatening Racial Vilification did he realize what he had said and he then apologized and it was accepted. This is not a joke, it happened, just shows how careful you have to be.

    On another vein I saw bananas at $3.00 a kilo on the roadside on the way to the slaughter last week. Should have loaded up.

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    Hangon might like this considering his avatar. I heard today that a business run by some black African men had been rung by someone from another business, who was upset with them. Without thinking he said to them "what kind of monkey business are you guys running"? It was only when the African man started threatening Racial Vilification did he realize what he had said and he then apologized and it was accepted. This is not a joke, it happened, just shows how careful you have to be.

    On another vein I saw bananas at $3.00 a kilo on the roadside on the way to the slaughter last week. Should have loaded up.

    Yes you should have an sold them outside the ground for $8 / kg

    Well redleg help your mates out where was the stall?

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    Yes you should have an sold them outside the ground for $8 / kg

    Well redleg help your mates out where was the stall?

    It was that big petrol station/food outlet on the way to Avalon.

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    It was that big petrol station/food outlet on the way to Avalon.

    Thanks redleg

    they have had cheap prices there before.

    going down during the week I will check them out.

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