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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Was it just me, or did others think the same when Goody said he would miss giving George Gawn a bag of lollies after we win? My thought was "You stingy bugger Goody!" P

 

OMG I see a few media articles about Melbourne possibly recruiting James Hird as senior coach. Not sure how likely 🤔 this is, but if it happens, I would need to find another AFL club to support. Surely there much better coaching options out there?

Pretty sure you won't need to set up a panel and process for a search, Froggy. He gave a pretty categorical 'No' on the Footy Classified snippet.

Though we are talking the world of AFL here...

 

Now I am reading that Nathan Buckley is the front runner for the senior coaching role at Melbourne. I said it many times before NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM COLLINGWOOD!

I tried to buy a Banana Blitz (Muzz Buzz) but unfortunately they run out of Bananas AGAIN. Life can be so cruel as both my football teams are disappointing me and I can't buy a Banana Drink. I blame Uncle Bitters as he's left us all to suffer on our own!


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You don’t see banana flavoured ice cream anymore.

Maybe it is not a woke flavour.

44 minutes ago, Redleg said:

You don’t see banana flavoured ice cream anymore.

Maybe it is not a woke flavour.

You just go to the wrong Ice Creamery

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2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

You just go to the wrong Ice Creamery

Which is the correct one?

 
26 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Which is the correct one?

Obviously those selling Banana !!


@Redleg

Wiils Batch ( elsternwick)

Ormond Ice Creamery

Luna Blu Gelato ( and Ice Cream )

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22 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

@Redleg

Wiils Batch ( elsternwick)

Ormond Ice Creamery

Luna Blu Gelato ( and Ice Cream )

I’m off be back in 30 minutes.

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38 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

There's a great ice cream parlour in Redfern, Sydney that makes a beautiful, creamy banana ice cream

Bit too far from Caulfield in Victoria.

41 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

@Redleg

Wiils Batch ( elsternwick)

Ormond Ice Creamery

Luna Blu Gelato ( and Ice Cream )

The avalanche has begun...

20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I’m off be back in 30 minutes.

Ready for when he returns: Cue memes.


22 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Bit too far from Caulfield in Victoria.

For your next holiday, Redleg!

If you want some whacky and delicious ice cream which isn't banana flavoured in Melbourne, go to Fluffy Torpedo and get a scoop of orange poppy seed cake batter ice cream.

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39 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

For your next holiday, Redleg!

If you want some whacky and delicious ice cream which isn't banana flavoured in Melbourne, go to Fluffy Torpedo and get a scoop of orange poppy seed cake batter ice cream.

Wow, we have some real ice cream aficionados on this thread.

Banana Ice Cream would be great but I only wanted a Banana Smoothie 😔

20 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Banana Ice Cream would be great but I only wanted a Banana Smoothie 😔

Home remedy readily available: ripe banana, good quality vanilla bean ice-cream, milk of choice, whizzer of choice.

OK, technically a milkshake, but that's all we ancients had when we Ilved in holes in t'roads.

7 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

For your next holiday, Redleg!

If you want some whacky and delicious ice cream which isn't banana flavoured in Melbourne, go to Fluffy Torpedo and get a scoop of orange poppy seed cake batter ice cream.

Time for a licks lips emoji in the drop-down!


7 hours ago, Redleg said:

Wow, we have some real ice cream aficionados on this thread.

Disappointed with your choice now, Red?

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Banana Ice Cream would be great but I only wanted a Banana Smoothie 😔

Great title for a country & western song ...

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7 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Great title for a country & western song ...

“Oh give me a home,

Where the bananas do roam.”

 

'Banene'?

Dolly Bananon.

On the menu where we're special-occasion pre-game lunching in Richmond:

BANANA ICE CREAM!

(...avec 'Cardamom tres leches', so a bit distant from the corner milk bar!)


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