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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

🙋‍♀️

PS: hi Jaded! Loveya lots. 💕

So about as much as ...

Gyg GIF by Guzman y Gomez

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2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

🙋‍♀️

That’d be me. I’m not worried in the slightest though. I reckon I’d take her down with one hand tied behind my back.

Says me from behind the safety of a keyboard and monitor. 😁

PS: hi Jaded! Loveya lots. 💕

Please don’t talk about women fighting, BBO will blow a gasket.

I think he still looks at his old videos of women mud and jelly wrestling.

 

Ok so  for WCW coz she a bit slow....

GYG's throw away line at the end of their cringeworthy ads is "Love ya".

Sort of another way of saying "love ya for spending your hard earned on our Nachos menu 10 different ways" or in short... "Thanks suckers!"

Edited by Demon Dynasty

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Please don’t talk about women fighting, BBO will blow a gasket.

I think he still looks at his old videos of women mud and jelly wrestling.

One of the occasional highlights of World Championship Wrestling on a Sunday Red if my memory serves me correct.

Hosted by none other than Jack Little!


5 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Ok so  for WCW coz she a bit slow....

GYG's throw away line at the end of their cringeworthy ads is "Love ya".

Sort of another way of saying "love ya for spending your hard earned on our Nachos menu 10 different ways" or in short... "Thanks suckers!"

I’ve been called a lot of things on here, eg: crazy, unhinged, deranged. And I’ve no problem with that; in fact, I embrace it (I have to because it’s true). But… I’m “Slow”?? Dem’s fightin’ words, DD! I hereby challenge you to a duel. A Brain-off, if you will. I don’t even know what that is but I’m challenging you anyways. 20 paces at dawn (I’ve always wanted to say that). Our weapons? Words! 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar
A typo. One can’t seriously challenge someone to a Brain-off with a typo in said challenge, now can one?!

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5 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

One of the occasional highlights of World Championship Wrestling on a Sunday Red if my memory serves me correct.

Hosted by none other than Jack Little!

And as Jack would famously say: 

“Wow, a picture is worth a thousand words “.

45 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ve been called a lot of things on here, eg: crazy, unhinged, deranged. And I’ve no problem with that; in fact, I embrace it (I have to because it’s true). But… I’m “Slow”?? Dem’s fightin’ words, DD! I hereby challenge you to a duel. A Brain-off, if you will. I don’t even know what that is but I’m challenging you anyways. 20 paces at dawn (I’ve always wanted to say that). Our weapons? Words! 

Hopefully not this morning pls WC... after about 5 scotches at 2am any brain off will be an auto default win to you!

Regardess, you'd probably win anyway.  Not exactly Quick Draw McGraw here.

 
12 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Hopefully not this morning pls WC... after about 5 scotches at 2am any brain off will be an auto default win to you!

Regardess, you'd probably win anyway.  Not exactly Quick Draw McGraw here.

Probably?????? 😁

6 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Hopefully not this morning pls WC... after about 5 scotches at 2am any brain off will be an auto default win to you!

Regardess, you'd probably win anyway.  Not exactly Quick Draw McGraw here.

This book might help DD

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But I reckon @WalkingCivilWar will win a War of Words anytime, anywhere, anyone.

Good luck!!


7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ve been called a lot of things on here, eg: crazy, unhinged, deranged. And I’ve no problem with that; in fact, I embrace it (I have to because it’s true). But… I’m “Slow”?? Dem’s fightin’ words, DD! I hereby challenge you to a duel. A Brain-off, if you will. I don’t even know what that is but I’m challenging you anyways. 20 paces at dawn (I’ve always wanted to say that). Our weapons? Words! 

Here you both go.

  1. 26 L of the A
  2. 7 D of the W
  3. 7 W of the W
  4. 12 S of the Z
  5. 66 B of the B
  6. 52 C in a P (W J)
  7. 13 S in the U S F
  8. 18 H on a G C
  9. 39 B of the O T
  10. 5 T on a F
  11. 90 D in a R A
  12. 3 B M (S H T R)
  13. 32 is the T in D F at which W F
  14. 15 P in a R T
  15. 3 W on a T
  16. 100 C in a D
  17. 11 P in a F (S) T
  18. 12 M in a Y
  19. 13 is U F S
  20. 8 T on an O
  21. 29 D in F in a L Y
  22. 27 B in the N T
  23. 365 D in a Y
  24. 13 L in a B D
  25. 52 W in a Y
  26. 9 L of a C
  27. 60 M in an H
  28. 23 P of C in the H B
  29. 64 S on a C B
  30. 9 P in S A
  31. 6 B to an O in C
  32. 1000 Y in a M
  33. 15 M on a D M C
  34. 29 T in P F T?
  35. 5 L from A are V ??
  36. 12 N in C
  37. 2 E in F
  38. 11 P in CT
  39. 9 P in U
  40. 19 C in CB
  41. 24 F in M
  42. 3600 S in H
  43. 29 S in I
  44. 5 O in W
  45. 3 S in W
7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Here you both go.

  1. 26 L of the A
  2. 7 D of the W
  3. 7 W of the W
  4. 12 S of the Z
  5. 66 B of the B
  6. 52 C in a P (W J)
  7. 13 S in the U S F
  8. 18 H on a G C
  9. 39 B of the O T
  10. 5 T on a F
  11. 90 D in a R A
  12. 3 B M (S H T R)
  13. 32 is the T in D F at which W F
  14. 15 P in a R T
  15. 3 W on a T
  16. 100 C in a D
  17. 11 P in a F (S) T
  18. 12 M in a Y
  19. 13 is U F S
  20. 8 T on an O
  21. 29 D in F in a L Y
  22. 27 B in the N T
  23. 365 D in a Y
  24. 13 L in a B D
  25. 52 W in a Y
  26. 9 L of a C
  27. 60 M in an H
  28. 23 P of C in the H B
  29. 64 S on a C B
  30. 9 P in S A
  31. 6 B to an O in C
  32. 1000 Y in a M
  33. 15 M on a D M C
  34. 29 T in P F T?
  35. 5 L from A are V ??
  36. 12 N in C
  37. 2 E in F
  38. 11 P in CT
  39. 9 P in U
  40. 19 C in CB
  41. 24 F in M
  42. 3600 S in H
  43. 29 S in I
  44. 5 O in W
  45. 3 S in W

At the risk of being thought of as 'slow' ...that list is doing my head in ...😵‍💫

Methinks you forgot the clue(s) ...

 

I'll give you the answers to the first two. You'll get the idea. Most of them are pretty obscure though.

26 letters of the alphabet.

7 days of the week.........

21 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I'll give you the answers to the first two. You'll get the idea. Most of them are pretty obscure though.

26 letters of the alphabet.

7 days of the week.........

Thanks. 

Got it.  A few more:

  • 4:  12 Signs of the Zodiac!
  • 6:  52 Cards in a Pack
  • 18: 12 Months in the Year

I'm happy now! 🙃

I can solve quite a few others but how does the list help in the 'War of Words' duel?

Edited by Lucifers Hero

40 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Thanks. 

Got it.  A few more:

  • 4:  12 Signs of the Zodiac!
  • 6:  52 Cards in a Pack
  • 18: 12 Months in the Year

I'm happy now! 🙃

I can solve quite a few others but how does the list help in the 'War of Words' duel?

More of a brain off.

But then again it's probably as relevant as this entire thread.

Ps. Well done on those.


20. Eight tentacles on an octopus.

21. 29 days in February in a leap year 

24. 13 loaves in a baker’s dozen

38. 11 players in (a) cricket team

29. 64 pieces on a chess board

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

8.  18 Holes on a Golf Course

13.  32 The Fahrenheit temperature at which water freezes

14.  15 Players in a Rugby Team (Union)

15.  100 Cents in a Dollar

17.  11 Players in a Soccer Team

23.  365 Days in a Year

25.  52 Weeks in a Year

27.  60 Minutes in an Hour

32.  1000 Years in a Millenium

42.  3600 Seconds in Hour

Edited by Lucifers Hero

4 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

This book might help DD

image.png.e08349c010ff7ae62efca76c74863202.png

But I reckon @WalkingCivilWar will win a War of Words anytime, anywhere, anyone.

Good luck!!

Thanks Luc.  But is there a Kindle version as i will need to have it on constant playback for even 10% to stick!??

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5 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Has Stark ever heard of the Yorker?

most bowlers forget how to bowl in odis

not that they get much out of the pitch though

7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

most bowlers forget how to bowl in odis

not that they get much out of the pitch though

Our fast bowlers length is keeping the Kiwis in this.

 
6 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

More of a brain off.

But then again it's probably as relevant as this entire thread.

Ps. Well done on those.

I got all of them in 5 minutes but i was waylaid and couldn't post all my triumphs.

Just so youse all know i got them all i'll give you a brief extract so you know i'm ridgy didge on this...

44.   5.0. in Waikiki

Haha and as i type that Curtin FM in Perth plays Hawaii 5.0. theme song ...what the!

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