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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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2 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Hope you asked WCW before going public with that Azz

I am NOT, I repeat, NOT blonde!!!!!

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

 

I am one of your few friends on here and you insult me.

Next you will be saying that WCW is nicer than me.

What is this world coming to?

 

 

I don’t have to compliment BBO; just by acknowledging his existence I’m being exceedingly magnanimous. I’ll leave the grovelling to the brown-noses of the world (not mentioning names *cough* you *cough*).  

 
23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

8520ED09-9E75-4388-879E-90CB5CF32D3D.thumb.jpeg.4e056de12b70043593ec9dca33e29281.jpegAn interesting piece topiary I observed while in the ‘burbs this morning 

would that be someone p155ing into the wind off the balcony


1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

Never! If @WalkingCivilWar wants to be a booze hag in public, it's free game.

Holy smokes, a gal doesn’t grace Demonland with her presence for a couple of hours and comes back to a veritable den of iniquity, with her good self the main target of such disparagement.

This thread would be immediately shut down if the mods ever bothered to read it, which they don’t since they’re not masochists. As far as I know, that is

39 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

8520ED09-9E75-4388-879E-90CB5CF32D3D.thumb.jpeg.4e056de12b70043593ec9dca33e29281.jpegAn interesting piece topiary I observed while in the ‘burbs this morning 

Amazin. What else?

 
4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Luci, your post is underlined by a number of assumptions - none  of which is complimentary to my good self.

Nonetheless , my companion was defrocked Demonlander Biffen, a noted abuser of drugs and alcohol. So attempting to hide the bottle would most certainly have ended in a violent altercation.

As to the polystyrene cup - I have no recollection - but, be assured, it was not used for any form of libation.

Where is Biffen, why was he deflocked? I miss him/

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Nasty retort as usual Red.

And, for that reason (among many) ..... I do admit to taking delight in offending you.

However, and let's be clear on this, I do have my limits.

Even I, at my worst, would  never say that "WCW is nicer" than you. I mean, that is way beyond the pale, outrageous, egregious etc. etc.

I do have my limits after all.

whtf does egregious mean?


5 minutes ago, Monbon said:

whtf does egregious mean?

it's the culture the green want to impose on everyone

bit like pol pot

12 minutes ago, Monbon said:

Amazin. What else?

Isn't a touch of green beauty in an otherwise bland urban moonscape enough?

10 minutes ago, Monbon said:

Where is Biffen, why was he deflocked? I miss him/

Defrocked !!!! FFS

8 minutes ago, Monbon said:

whtf does egregious mean?

Find an online dictionary.

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Indeed I am 'Bub, however, it is largely discredited these days.

Only by revisionists and those ignorant of the history and the proper use of Rorschach test. It is a very complex tool that requires knowledge and skill of the interpreter. Used as one test or method only as part of a wider in-depth analysis of the patient. 

9 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Only by revisionists and those ignorant of the history and the proper use of Rorschach test. It is a very complex tool that requires knowledge and skill of the interpreter. Used as one test or method only as part of a wider in-depth analysis of the patient. 

it;s mumbo jumbo witchcraft, ernie


1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

it;s mumbo jumbo witchcraft, ernie

We agree to differ Daisy. An accurate tool when properly used with other methods. 

12 minutes ago, hemingway said:

We agree to differ Daisy. An accurate tool when properly used with other methods. 

it's as unscientific as analysing dreams, ernie

but then most of psychiatry/psychology is more black art than science

19 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

it's as unscientific as analysing dreams, ernie

but then most of psychiatry/psychology is more black art than science

At one time when I was in Education, I was looking after kids with "behavioural problems". 

I had one young bloke who was .... well scary... and he was on a list of prescribed drugs to "help him". 

His mum told me that one time she went to the chemist to get a prescription filled and the pharmacist refused to do it. He said that no child could possibly be on these drugs.

Just after that, I had occasion to speak to his "Paediatric Psychiatrist" ( we're talking a seriously qualified operator here) and he told me that the treatment of such kids was "more art than science".

And we wonder why we have so many [censored] up kids about.

32 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

it's as unscientific as analysing dreams, ernie

but then most of psychiatry/psychology is more black art than science

Has anyone ever learned how to lucid dream? I'd like to try 


1 minute ago, layzie said:

Has anyone ever learned how to lucid dream? I'd like to try 

hmmmm, layzie, maybe ask luci?

6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

At one time when I was in Education, I was looking after kids with "behavioural problems". 

I had one young bloke who was .... well scary... and he was on a list of prescribed drugs to "help him". 

His mum told me that one time she went to the chemist to get a prescription filled and the pharmacist refused to do it. He said that no child could possibly be on these drugs.

Just after that, I had occasion to speak to his "Paediatric Psychiatrist" ( we're talking a seriously qualified operator here) and he told me that the treatment of such kids was "more art than science".

And we wonder why we have so many [censored] up kids about.

just wait till psychiatrists start using chatgpt to "assist" them

 
6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

just wait till psychiatrists start using chatgpt to "assist" them

It's a bit scary 

13 minutes ago, layzie said:

Has anyone ever learned how to lucid dream? I'd like to try 

Years ago I tried lucid dreaming and after a few attempts it kinda worked. I didn’t like it though. Dreams shouldn’t be controlled, otherwise they’re not really dreams. 


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