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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

Agree entirely with your Solomon like wisdom Red. 

I move that WCW be banned from this thread for an audible obscenity.

BBO, the thread tribunal ( me ) has sat on this issue and now hands down its decision on WCW’s transgression.

After being extended great leniency, after her earlier misdemeanour , this latest one of admitting to liking Carlscum, has to incur a penalty.

WCW is hereby banned from this thread for 1 hour. The Tribunal understands this will hurt, but standards must be kept up by the users of the thread, for the benefit of all.

The penalty is now in force.

Let this be a lesson to all.

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Agree entirely with your Solomon like wisdom Red. 

I move that WCW be banned from this thread for an audible obscenity.

🙋‍♀️ I second the motion. 

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

BBO, the thread tribunal ( me ) has sat on this issue and now hands down its decision on WCW’s transgression.

After being extended great leniency, after her earlier misdemeanour , this latest one of admitting to liking Carlscum, has to incur a penalty.

WCW is hereby banned from this thread for 1 hour. The Tribunal understands this will hurt, but standards must be kept up by the users of the thread, for the benefit of all.

The penalty is now in force.

Let this be a lesson to all.

What must one do to incur a ban of a decent length?!?!

 
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8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

What must one do to incur a ban of a decent length?!?!

Repeat an offence or steal BBO’s kaftan.

10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Repeat an offence or steal BBO’s kaftan.

I’ll go with the first of those options. The second one is out of the question for many, many reasons, the main one being I don’t have a removalist truck. Do you even know how heavy 7XL kaftans are?!?!


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3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ll go with the first of those options. The second one is out of the question for many, many reasons, the main one being I don’t have a removalist truck. Do you even know how heavy 7XL kaftans are?!?!

I believe 7XL kaftans  are 3 Demis Roussos’ at his heaviest.

BTW the Tribunal hasn’t forgotten, your ban starts at midday.

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1 minute ago, Redleg said:

I believe 7XL kaftans  are 3 Demis Roussos’ at his heaviest.

BTW the Tribunal hasn’t forgotten, your ban starts at midday.

That gives me a solid 20 minutes to attract a lengthier ban. For starters, how’s this… I used to fantasise about Tom Scully (in case you missed it, that’s THOMAS SCULLY) playing for the Blues and absolutely killing it, even winning the Brownlow and a premiership or two with them. 

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28 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

That gives me a solid 20 minutes to attract a lengthier ban. For starters, how’s this… I used to fantasise about Tom Scully (in case you missed it, that’s THOMAS SCULLY) playing for the Blues and absolutely killing it, even winning the Brownlow and a premiership or two with them. 

Well that’s just downright nasty.

You got your wish you are banned for 24 hours.

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Well that’s just downright nasty.

You got your wish you are banned for 24 hours.

So much effort for only 24 hours banned?! I give up. I concede defeat. I’ll just have to learn to embrace my bizarre fascination with this thread, and the clinically insane who regularly post here. 
🙄

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55 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ll just have to learn to embrace my bizarre fascination with this thread, and the clinically insane who regularly post here. 
🙄

It’s too late for flattery.


5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Repeat an offence or steal BBO’s kaftan.

Perhaps discovering what is under Uncle Bitter’s kaftan would be a fitting punishment!

23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Perhaps discovering what is under Uncle Bitter’s kaftan would be a fitting punishment!

I didn’t commit mass-murder or anything.  

34 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I didn’t commit mass-murder or anything.  

Saying that name on here is close.

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14 hours ago, old dee said:

Saying that name on here is close.

She has no respect for me or this thread, as she keeps posting during her ban. I am thinking of giving Uncle Bitter her phone number and address.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

She has no respect for me or this thread, as she keeps posting during her ban. I am thinking of giving Uncle Bitter her phone number and address.

Again, I didn’t commit mass murder.

No biggy, Red but how did you get my phone number and address????

 

*changes phone number and calls the removalists*


On 1/14/2023 at 10:37 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

I spent 20+ years masquerading as a Carlton supporter. Does that count?

Mrs Dw was a Filth supporter when we met. Nothing a good wash and a dose of think right couldn't fix.

On 1/14/2023 at 7:39 PM, Redleg said:

Having any liking for Carlscum at all, is simply unacceptable, on any level.

Shame, shame, shame!

As a GOT fan that conjures a whole range of disturbing images!

21 minutes ago, dworship said:

Mrs Dw was a Filth supporter when we met. Nothing a good wash and a dose of think right couldn't fix.

How were the teeth? Mine came with good teeth and no tattoos! Still follows the pies but Dee's get as much support even went with me to the finals last year.

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

How were the teeth? Mine came with good teeth and no tattoos! Still follows the pies but Dee's get as much support even went with me to the finals last year.

All good, I saved her in time. She does have a tattoo on her forearm, it's red and blue musical notes; "My Heart Beats True"

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4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Again, I didn’t commit mass murder.

No biggy, Red but how did you get my phone number and address????

 

*changes phone number and calls the removalists*

I need a banana smoothie and a good lie down.


On 1/14/2023 at 3:36 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

That makes two of us! On the entire planet, that is. 
#SmallestMinorityEverInTheHistoryOfMankind

Wow, now I feel I can 'come out' too 😁

Actually, I am the flipside ... a Carlton supporter whose second team are the Dees! [Maybe even a minority of one?!? 🤔😆].

I supported Carlton since I was a young kid but grew up in one of MFC's old suburban recruiting zones. Demons players used to come to our primary school footy clinics. Robert Flower taught me how to handball. Am a Carlton member but still watch many Dees games on tv and occasionally even catch a live game at the MCG.

There ... I am out of the closet now 😊

56 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

Wow, now I feel I can 'come out' too 😁

Actually, I am the flipside ... a Carlton supporter whose second team are the Dees! [Maybe even a minority of one?!? 🤔😆].

I supported Carlton since I was a young kid but grew up in one of MFC's old suburban recruiting zones. Demons players used to come to our primary school footy clinics. Robert Flower taught me how to handball. Am a Carlton member but still watch many Dees games on tv and occasionally even catch a live game at the MCG.

There ... I am out of the closet now 😊

We are a broad community! I grew up in a Richmond zone and while I loved it when their players came to our school and we did drills on the oval I couldn’t stand the team.

After many demons hammerings I did have a brief flirtation with Hawthorn and was known to get around in a Melbourne jumper and Hawks beanie, so I wasn’t actually in the closet. Didn’t last long and was at Waverley prelim 1987 and cried.

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3 hours ago, No. 31 said:

Wow, now I feel I can 'come out' too 😁

Actually, I am the flipside ... a Carlton supporter whose second team are the Dees! [Maybe even a minority of one?!? 🤔😆].

I supported Carlton since I was a young kid but grew up in one of MFC's old suburban recruiting zones. Demons players used to come to our primary school footy clinics. Robert Flower taught me how to handball. Am a Carlton member but still watch many Dees games on tv and occasionally even catch a live game at the MCG.

There ... I am out of the closet now 😊

BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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2 hours ago, demosaw said:

We are a broad community! I grew up in a Richmond zone and while I loved it when their players came to our school and we did drills on the oval I couldn’t stand the team.

After many demons hammerings I did have a brief flirtation with Hawthorn and was known to get around in a Melbourne jumper and Hawks beanie, so I wasn’t actually in the closet. Didn’t last long and was at Waverley prelim 1987 and cried.

Came to your senses, well done.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey! How come despite my many laboured attempts to attract a decent length ban, only to be given a 24 hour ban, along comes “No. 31” and with one comment is banned? Moreover, banned in capital letters and with 31 exclamation marks! Yes, I counted them. 

Did you mean to use 31 exclamation marks? Coz that’s a huge coincidence otherwise. 


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