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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Me thinks you are carrying a secret torch for Uncle and you are just trying to put us all off the scent.

Remember the old saying, “I think you protesteth too much”.

Methinks you are day-drinking too much. 

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    8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Methinks you are day-drinking too much. 

    Can you really drink too many Banana 🍌 Smoothies? 

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Can you really drink too many Banana 🍌 Smoothies? 

    It could be the cinnamon on top.

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Let that be a lesson to you all!

    We are nothing if we cannot learn.

    I just made that up. I might try and get a job with one of those desk calendar companies, that have the thought of the day printed under the date.

    Just to leave you all with another, “ the draft is more than just a breeze, spelled differently “.

    Ruminate on that one today.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    We are nothing if we cannot learn.

    I just made that up. I might try and get a job with one of those desk calendar companies, that have the thought of the day printed under the date.

    Just to leave you all with another, “ the draft is more than just a breeze, spelled differently “.

    Ruminate on that one today.

    What's "Ruminate" Mr. leg?

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    What's "Ruminate" Mr. leg?

    “Think deeply about something.”

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    40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    “Think deeply about something.”

    Just a joke Mr. Leg

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Yeah cows are deep thinkers.

    Now you are being udderly ridiculous.

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    5 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Just a joke Mr. Leg

    I am on antibiotics for an elbow infection and a side effect has been losing my sense of humour.

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    Nothing much happening the next few days.

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    13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Nothing much happening the next few days.

    .No another no footy Sunday!

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    We will have to keep discussing the lack of progress on a new training facility.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    We will have to keep discussing the lack of progress on a new training facility.

    Sadly there is nothing to discuss Mr. Leg. 

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    2 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Aside from a gritty Grand Final happening right now on channel 7!

    It's a joke DP. 

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    Well done girls, great season topped off with the Flag.

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    5 minutes ago, old dee said:

    It's a joke DP. 

    😀

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    15 hours ago, old dee said:

    It's a joke DP. 

    This thread is about serious discussions with no joking around allowed unless there is a Banana or two involved 🤔 😅 😉 😬 😄 😳 

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    Ran out of bananas so no breakfast smoothie this morning. Was not happy to say the least..

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    6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Any footy news around?

    I think we get to choice some players tonight who will probably spend their days at Casey. 

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    I think we get to choice some players tonight who will probably spend their days at Casey. 

    Actually only one player tonight.

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