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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Me thinks you are carrying a secret torch for Uncle and you are just trying to put us all off the scent.

Remember the old saying, “I think you protesteth too much”.

Methinks you are day-drinking too much. 

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8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Methinks you are day-drinking too much. 

Can you really drink too many Banana 🍌 Smoothies? 

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Can you really drink too many Banana 🍌 Smoothies? 

It could be the cinnamon on top.

 
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3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Let that be a lesson to you all!

We are nothing if we cannot learn.

I just made that up. I might try and get a job with one of those desk calendar companies, that have the thought of the day printed under the date.

Just to leave you all with another, “ the draft is more than just a breeze, spelled differently “.

Ruminate on that one today.


2 hours ago, Redleg said:

We are nothing if we cannot learn.

I just made that up. I might try and get a job with one of those desk calendar companies, that have the thought of the day printed under the date.

Just to leave you all with another, “ the draft is more than just a breeze, spelled differently “.

Ruminate on that one today.

What's "Ruminate" Mr. leg?

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

What's "Ruminate" Mr. leg?

“Think deeply about something.”

 
40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

“Think deeply about something.”

Just a joke Mr. Leg

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11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Yeah cows are deep thinkers.

Now you are being udderly ridiculous.


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5 minutes ago, old dee said:

Just a joke Mr. Leg

I am on antibiotics for an elbow infection and a side effect has been losing my sense of humour.

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Nothing much happening the next few days.

13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Nothing much happening the next few days.

.No another no footy Sunday!

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We will have to keep discussing the lack of progress on a new training facility.


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

We will have to keep discussing the lack of progress on a new training facility.

Sadly there is nothing to discuss Mr. Leg. 

2 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Aside from a gritty Grand Final happening right now on channel 7!

It's a joke DP. 

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Well done girls, great season topped off with the Flag.

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5 minutes ago, old dee said:

It's a joke DP. 

😀


15 hours ago, old dee said:

It's a joke DP. 

This thread is about serious discussions with no joking around allowed unless there is a Banana or two involved 🤔 😅 😉 😬 😄 😳 

Ran out of bananas so no breakfast smoothie this morning. Was not happy to say the least..

 
6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Any footy news around?

I think we get to choice some players tonight who will probably spend their days at Casey. 

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

I think we get to choice some players tonight who will probably spend their days at Casey. 

Actually only one player tonight.


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