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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Here's some light amusement lads.

Our good friend - inner urban, leftie , greenie tree hugging mate Moonshadow is currently doing a months rehab. 

Bwahahaha - it's like locking up Bambi !

Bwahahaha - can't drink my shiraz for laughing!

Bwahahaha !

I'm so happy !!!!! Hahahahahaha !!!!!!

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Here's some light amusement lads.

    Our good friend - inner urban, leftie , greenie tree hugging mate Moonshadow is currently doing a months rehab. 

    Bwahahaha - it's like locking up Bambi !

    Bwahahaha - can't drink my shiraz for laughing!

    Bwahahaha !

    I'm so happy !!!!! Hahahahahaha !!!!!!

    a true connoisseur of schadenfreude

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    25 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    It’s a gift dc - a gift!!!

    moonie must be stewing over doing rehab, uncle

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    Who moved the thread onto the General Board?

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Who moved the thread onto the General Board?

    i think we have been relegated to the magoos, red

    #not$nb$matters

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Now this is bs.  
    What is going on here?

    i blame moonie. he should've lifted his game. let the side down.

    oh, woe is us

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    Can someone explain to me why [censored] , who apparently have a licence to drive a motor vehicle, cannot park even approximately between parallel white lines but , instead,  have to occupy two spaces?

    It really pisses me off !!!!

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    I see that we haven't been put back on the footy board, even though we are the most popular footy thread ever on DL.

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    15 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I see that we haven't been put back on the footy board, even though we are the most popular footy thread ever on DL.

    I blame Uncle Bitters 

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    4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

     

     

    Edited by Redleg

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    On 6/23/2020 at 8:21 AM, DemonFrog said:

    I blame Uncle Bitters 

    Bah !! Ungrateful little tadpole!

    After all the nice things I’ve said about you ............. !

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    On 6/24/2020 at 2:52 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bah !! Ungrateful little tadpole!

    After all the nice things I’ve said about you ............. !

    Don't be upset, it is probably due to that polluted water  he ingests in his lilypond.

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    On 6/26/2020 at 10:55 AM, Redleg said:

    Don't be upset, it is probably due to that polluted water  he ingests in his lilypond.

    True, I need to get rid of the out of control Eagles and Docker pollution that has infected most of WA!

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    Bring on the 2021 season!

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    On 7/8/2020 at 4:12 PM, DemonFrog said:

    Bring on the 2021 season!

    We are not out of this one yet.

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    On 7/28/2020 at 1:15 PM, Redleg said:

    We are not out of this one yet.

    It’s only a matter of a few more games.

    The Brisbane Bear are just better at player development, so it time for another team rebuild. My money on Uncle Bitters in the ruck and Old Dee in the forward line.

     

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    23 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    It’s only a matter of a few more games.

    The Brisbane Bear are just better at player development, so it time for another team rebuild. My money on Uncle Bitters in the ruck and Old Dee in the forward line.

     

    I’ve given up.

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I’ve given up.

    So has our 2020 AFL team.

    Its all about the 2021 season from now on.

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    So has our 2020 AFL team.

     

    That's why I have too.

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    Just heading out to grab a drink at a local bar and watch the second half of the game. What are all the Melbourian’s up to? Toot toot, Ethan. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    14 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Just heading out to grab a drink at a local bar and watch the second half of the game. What are all the Melbourian’s up to? Toot toot, Ethan. 

    I got this, staying home watching Netflix or the 1964 VFL grand final?

    Edited by DemonFrog

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    A banana sandwich for lunch, something’s can actually triumph over the virus lock down , illness and the Dees never ending performances from a bottom half team. Bananas,

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