Jump to content

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

Ah yes, I looked to the heavens and saw the future and you are in that future as a budding countdown star. No, not the "he who can't talk" Molly Meldrum countdown, but the far more important, Demonland Draft Countdown.

Keep up your studies and practice well and as the Nun said to the Bishop, "it's not that hard" and no my son it isn't that hard, if you continue on the right path to Countdown Mastership.

I thought you said Countdown Masterchef for a minute, which had me quite puzzled ... :):blink:

  • Quote
    •  

    I thought you said Countdown Masterchef for a minute, which had me quite puzzled ... :):blink:

    you were probably pizza'ed at the time

  • Quote

    you were probably pizza'ed at the time

    No just puzzled about tying my cravat ...

  • Quote
    •  

    Do they allow Pizza shops in Borewood dc?

    Is that anywhere near Washington DC?

  • Quote

    Don't give dc (and Borewood) illusions of grandeur R and B.

    But Washington is all about illusions .... and I suspect DC knows a trick or two!

  • Quote

    But Washington is all about illusions .... and I suspect DC knows a trick or two!

    Well he does a trick or two .... especially at the Tennis Club and Dinner Dances.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     

    What's that new signature about Uncle Bitter? Don't tell me someone sent you an offensive pm? Surely not....

  • Quote

    What's that new signature about Uncle Bitter? Don't tell me someone sent you an offensive pm? Surely not....

    Don't be silly Moonie! Do you know of a low [censored] that would snitch about pm's and then send one like that?

  • Quote

    Don't be silly Moonie! Do you know of a low [censored] that would snitch about pm's and then send one like that?

    You must be fairly shaken.

    By the blocking I mean.

  • Quote

    Indeed!! What sort of an ignoramus could do without my sage advice on all matters?

    And troll is a little harsh.

    More of an overweight ogre one would think.

  • Quote

    Don't be silly Moonie! Do you know of a low [censored] that would snitch about pm's and then send one like that?

    Can't say that I do. No one could possibly be that hypocritical.

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Don't be silly Moonie! Do you know of a low [censored] that would snitch about pm's and then send one like that?

    What a weak dog hypocrite you are.

    Sad sad little boy.

  • Quote

    Do they allow Pizza shops in Borewood dc?

    well bitters, we are sort of transitioning here in paradise city

    souvlaki and pizza shops are fast becoming passe and chop suey and curry are more the menu du jour

    had a lovely #24 last night

  • Quote

    What a weak dog hypocrite you are.

    Sad sad little boy.

    What amazing irony. Squeal about an abusive pm and then deliver one that's worse. You must be thrilled to have sunk so low.

  • Quote

    well bitters, we are sort of transitioning here in paradise city

    souvlaki and pizza shops are fast becoming passe and chop suey and curry are more the menu du jour

    had a lovely #24 last night

    Is that what you call her?

  • Quote

    And troll is a little harsh.

    More of an overweight ogre one would think.

    I resemble that remark.

  • Quote

    Is that what you call her?

    well i've always been hopeless with remembering names, doc. a problem with many savants.

    Edited by daisycutter

  • Quote

    What amazing irony. Squeal about an abusive pm and then deliver one that's worse. You must be thrilled to have sunk so low.

    that's a bit unfair on stuie, moonie

    stuie, being such a noted wordsmith, probably meant it more in a poetic or literary sense rather than your literal interpretation

    after all, we are talking of demonland's moral compass here

  • Quote
    •  

    Is that what you call her?

    Dr John. You are clearly a man of letters ...and numbers... so you maybe able to help me out with this. I have heard (yes I know hearsay) that in certain establishments in SE Asia that young female employees are in fact, identified by a number that is textered on their .... argh ... person.

    Apparently the idea is that if you wish to have an intellectual discussion with said young ladies, you ask the maitre d to invite, let us say number 69 24 over to your table.

    Is that your understanding of the process?

  • Quote

    well bitters, we are sort of transitioning here in paradise city

    souvlaki and pizza shops are fast becoming passe and chop suey and curry are more the menu du jour

    had a lovely #24 last night

    I'm having a deja vu moment here but , I need to know - is Kai si ming the dish of choice in Borewood?

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • REPORT: North Melbourne

      I suppose that I should apologise for the title of this piece, but the temptation to go with it was far too great. The memory of how North Melbourne tore Melbourne apart at the seams earlier in the season and the way in which it set the scene for the club’s demise so early in the piece has been weighing heavily upon all of us. This game was a must-win from the club’s perspective, and the team’s response was overwhelming. The 36 point win over Alastair Clarkson’s Kangaroos at the MCG on Sunday was indeed — roovenge of the highest order!

      • 3 replies
      Demonland

    • CASEY: Werribee

      The Casey Demons remain in contention for a VFL finals berth following a comprehensive 76-point victory over the Werribee Tigers at Whitten Oval last night. The caveat to the performance is that the once mighty Tigers have been raided of many key players and are now a shadow of the premiership-winning team from last season. The team suffered a blow before the game when veteran Tom McDonald was withdrawn for senior duty to cover for Steven May who is ill.  However, after conceding the first goal of the game, Casey was dominant from ten minutes in until the very end and despite some early errors and inaccuracy, they managed to warm to the task of dismantling the Tigers with precision, particularly after half time when the nominally home side provided them with minimal resistance.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • PREGAME: Carlton

      The Demons return to the MCG as the the visiting team on Saturday night to take on the Blues who are under siege after 4 straight losses. Who comes in and who goes out?

        • Clap
        • Love
        • Like
      • 88 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: North Melbourne

      The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 14th July @ 8:00pm. Join Binman & I as we dissect the Dees glorious win over the Kangaroos at the MCG.
      Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
      Listen LIVE: https://demonland.com/

      • 26 replies
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: North Melbourne

      The Demons are finally back at the MCG and finally back on the winners list as they continually chipped away at a spirited Kangaroos side eventually breaking their backs and opening the floodgates to run out winners by 6 goals.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 234 replies
      Demonland

    • VOTES: North Melbourne

      Max Gawn has an almost unassailable lead in the Demonland Player of the Year Award followed by Jake Bowey, Christian Petracca, Kozzy Pickett & Clayton Oliver. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1

        • Like
      • 41 replies
      Demonland
    View All