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As i have said.

Scrape the lot from Glen Iris out and move the scum to Moe or Casey.

Put back orchards or grapes.

Who cares anyway.

Go [censored] YOURSELVES SAN DIEGO!

hmmm a vineyard in glen iris would be nice biffo and a carpark for chaddie too

 

i see you have come to your senses r&b.......bananas forever.....vive le bananier

Yes --- just realised we are fresh out of them, and better go and obtain some more. Thanks for the reminder! Redleg is probably sipping a banana daquiri in some swank US bar as we type ... :)

Yes --- just realised we are fresh out of them, and better go and obtain some more. Thanks for the reminder! Redleg is probably sipping a banana daquiri in some swank US bar as we type ... :)

Oh for heavens sake don't give DeeFrog another opening to talk about bananas!

 

Oh for heavens sake don't give DeeFrog another opening to talk about bananas!

Why not? But thanks for the idea anyway ...

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Why not? But thanks for the idea anyway ...

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What are they?


What are they?

Red bananas. I thought a connoisseur like yourself would know such things ... :)

Oh for heavens sake don't give DeeFrog another opening to talk about bananas!

Did someone say banana?

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Here is one from Essendon

Did someone say banana?

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Here is one from Essendon

Essendon and bananas in the same post? Sacrilege!

 

Essendon and bananas in the same post? Sacrilege!

Sometimes people do horrible things.

Maple, were you managing the Gat while Biff was recruiting at the G?

I was involved in some high-level meetings elsewhere. Besides, Biff couldn't afford my managerial expertise or dietary advice.


Red bananas. I thought a connoisseur like yourself would know such things ... :)

I hear they also have purple carrots and that you can buy exotic orange, green, or even purple cauliflower in Canada.

I hear they also have purple carrots and that you can buy exotic orange, green, or even purple cauliflower in Canada.

Once you scrape the ice off ... :lol: :lol:

Like people who eat frog legs?

What other use is there?

I was involved in some high-level meetings elsewhere. Besides, Biff couldn't afford my managerial expertise or dietary advice.

high maintenance gal, eh mable?


I want all you blokes (I think Moonie is a bloke) to be nice to Mable. She is the only sheila who might be brave enough to accompany me Biffen and Moonie to the footy. ( Unless Fl og wants to join us)

I invited Jane02 the other night but she told me to [censored] of - claimed to be married. As if that matters!

high maintenance gal, eh mable?

you'd know about maintenance.

You must pay a fair bit of it.

Like people who eat frog legs?

There are many sicko in the world as well.


you'd know about maintenance.

You must pay a fair bit of it.

Nah!! It would be more like "breach of promise lawsuits" - that sort of stuff.

Actually I'd love to hear the bull sh ite he expounds in order to part those arthritic old knees!

Nah!! It would be more like "breach of promise lawsuits" - that sort of stuff.

Actually I'd love to hear the bull sh ite he expounds in order to part those arthritic old knees!

Probably sits through re-runs of the Sullivans and makes pots of tea as well-the low mongrel.

 

I want all you blokes (I think Moonie is a bloke) to be nice to Mable. She is the only sheila who might be brave enough to accompany me Biffen and Moonie to the footy. ( Unless Fl og wants to join us)

I invited Jane02 the other night but she told me to [censored] of - claimed to be married. As if that matters!

There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. Just saying ... :) :)


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