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As i have said.

Scrape the lot from Glen Iris out and move the scum to Moe or Casey.

Put back orchards or grapes.

Who cares anyway.

Go [censored] YOURSELVES SAN DIEGO!

hmmm a vineyard in glen iris would be nice biffo and a carpark for chaddie too

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i see you have come to your senses r&b.......bananas forever.....vive le bananier

Yes --- just realised we are fresh out of them, and better go and obtain some more. Thanks for the reminder! Redleg is probably sipping a banana daquiri in some swank US bar as we type ... :)

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Yes --- just realised we are fresh out of them, and better go and obtain some more. Thanks for the reminder! Redleg is probably sipping a banana daquiri in some swank US bar as we type ... :)

Oh for heavens sake don't give DeeFrog another opening to talk about bananas!

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Oh for heavens sake don't give DeeFrog another opening to talk about bananas!

Why not? But thanks for the idea anyway ...

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Why not? But thanks for the idea anyway ...

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What are they?

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What are they?

Red bananas. I thought a connoisseur like yourself would know such things ... :)

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Oh for heavens sake don't give DeeFrog another opening to talk about bananas!

Did someone say banana?

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Here is one from Essendon

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Did someone say banana?

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Here is one from Essendon

Essendon and bananas in the same post? Sacrilege!

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Essendon and bananas in the same post? Sacrilege!

Sometimes people do horrible things.

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Maple, were you managing the Gat while Biff was recruiting at the G?

I was involved in some high-level meetings elsewhere. Besides, Biff couldn't afford my managerial expertise or dietary advice.

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Red bananas. I thought a connoisseur like yourself would know such things ... :)

I hear they also have purple carrots and that you can buy exotic orange, green, or even purple cauliflower in Canada.

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I hear they also have purple carrots and that you can buy exotic orange, green, or even purple cauliflower in Canada.

Once you scrape the ice off ... :lol: :lol:

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Like people who eat frog legs?

What other use is there?

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I was involved in some high-level meetings elsewhere. Besides, Biff couldn't afford my managerial expertise or dietary advice.

high maintenance gal, eh mable?

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I want all you blokes (I think Moonie is a bloke) to be nice to Mable. She is the only sheila who might be brave enough to accompany me Biffen and Moonie to the footy. ( Unless Fl og wants to join us)

I invited Jane02 the other night but she told me to [censored] of - claimed to be married. As if that matters!


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high maintenance gal, eh mable?

you'd know about maintenance.

You must pay a fair bit of it.

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Like people who eat frog legs?

There are many sicko in the world as well.

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you'd know about maintenance.

You must pay a fair bit of it.

Nah!! It would be more like "breach of promise lawsuits" - that sort of stuff.

Actually I'd love to hear the bull sh ite he expounds in order to part those arthritic old knees!

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Nah!! It would be more like "breach of promise lawsuits" - that sort of stuff.

Actually I'd love to hear the bull sh ite he expounds in order to part those arthritic old knees!

Probably sits through re-runs of the Sullivans and makes pots of tea as well-the low mongrel.

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I want all you blokes (I think Moonie is a bloke) to be nice to Mable. She is the only sheila who might be brave enough to accompany me Biffen and Moonie to the footy. ( Unless Fl og wants to join us)

I invited Jane02 the other night but she told me to [censored] of - claimed to be married. As if that matters!

There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. Just saying ... :) :)

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