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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Well the second Test is about to start after having won the first one.

Does anyone else having the same feeling as me that we have given the captaincy to a kid?

When I hear or see him the over powering feeling I have is "would I follow this kid over the top"?

 

Well the second Test is about to start after having won the first one.

Does anyone else having the same feeling as me that we have given the captaincy to a kid?

When I hear or see him the over powering feeling I have is "would I follow this kid over the top"?

I try and avoid watching sports played by a bunch of rich kids. Much perfer a working mans game.

I could only name about two or three players in the Australian cricket team. So who is this kid you are talking about OD?

 

I try and avoid watching sports played by a bunch of rich kids. Much perfer a working mans game.

I could only name about two or three players in the Australian cricket team. So who is this kid you are talking about OD?

Now DF you need to up date and read a bit about the cricket.

We have a new Captain his name is Mr. S Smith

Looks 16 and presents like an 18 year old IMO.

Lost 3kg's since the 6th Dec.

Great effort in December. Can't do it myself as it is the season to be jolly....well pizzed!

Just in case anyone wanted a bit of excitement. Dees vs Ess round 13 this year. Onwards and upwards!

http://www.afl.com.au/video/2014-12-16/12-games-of-xmas-dons-v-dees-r13

Good stuff that MS!


I'm slurping a shiraz/viognier atm Clit. A little bit of tannin and a little bit peppery. Not bad. Although I can't quite fill two schooners from the bottle.

I'm slurping a shiraz/viognier atm Clit. A little bit of tannin and a little bit peppery. Not bad. Although I can't quite fill two schooners from the bottle.

Fill 2 schooners??? Never thought you would stoop so low, although slurping is the key word there! What is the matter with a lovely Riedel wine glass?

Fill 2 schooners??? Never thought you would stoop so low, although slurping is the key word there! What is the matter with a lovely Riedel wine glass?

I kept falling over pi zzed and breaking them. The lads wont allow them in the house anymore.

 

If the Paleo excludes alcohol that would explain it Redleg.

I imagine Earl that you would be a touch nervous at the moment. However, I am confident that your many good works will be rewarded in a certain new year announcement.

I kept falling over pi zzed and breaking them. The lads wont allow them in the house anymore.

I'm never that pi zzed! A rutherglen red tonight for me


I'm slurping a shiraz/viognier atm Clit. A little bit of tannin and a little bit peppery. Not bad. Although I can't quite fill two schooners from the bottle.

shoulda just used the pint mug huh !!

I'm never that pi zzed! A rutherglen red tonight for me

Then your (just inserted that illiteracy as a Christmas gift to you Fl og) not drinking enough Clit!

A little French Grand Cuvee, 'methode traditionale' from Limoux is whetting the whistle whilst dinner cooks. Might move to a noice Merlot later .....such is life :)

I'm never that pi zzed! A rutherglen red tonight for me

wish that train still ran ...lol :)

Then your (just inserted that illiteracy as a Christmas gift to you Fl og) not drinking enough Clit!

Maybe I'm too well seasoned or just careful! Only time I have ever broken a glass is when I washed it... I knew of course that I should have put fabric softener into the washing machine!


A little French Grand Cuvee, 'methode traditionale' from Limoux is whetting the whistle whilst dinner cooks. Might move to a noice Merlot later .....such is life :)

A little too refined for me BB. Only sparkling reds for me!

wish that train still ran ...lol :)

There is always the wagon!

Yeah had a big night on the RR about 40 years ago. Got a root too!

well...its was always a distinct possibility.... ^_^

Yeah had a big night on the RR about 40 years ago. Got a root too!

Obviously memorable? Was it your last?

A little too refined for me BB. Only sparkling reds for me!

There is always the wagon!

Quelle horreur !!

actually theres a couple that arent too shabby ..now I sorta remember hazily !!

actually the Bubbly is only $15 in a box form DM's.a steal really

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Maybe I'm too well seasoned or just careful! Only time I have ever broken a glass is when I washed it... I knew of course that I should have put fabric softener into the washing machine!

Yeah that's a fact. The stem on Riedel Shiraz glass is most unforgiving. I did for a couple in the sink!

Obviously memorable? Was it your last?

Actually it was my only .................. for that night. It was a rushed , shabby and uncomfortable event. Not worth repeating.

Quelle horreur !!

actually theres a couple that arent too shabby ..now I sorta remember hazily !!

actually the Bubbly is only $15 in a box form DM's.a steal really

I don't look down that end of the store

 

Actually it was my only .................. for that night. It was a rushed , shabby and uncomfortable event. Not worth repeating.

are you familar perhaps with a little "film de maison d'art' called Boxcar Bertha then BBO ?? just asking :unsure:

Actually it was my only .................. for that night. It was a rushed , shabby and uncomfortable event. Not worth repeating.

Hahahahaha oh the vagaries of youth! Hopefully you weren't 35 at the time though? Or is she now your wife?


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