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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Wednesday 50 the amount of years since our last flag.

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    I suppose your usual discretion and normal principles of business would not allow you to disclose any names related to BOREWOOD and the purchase of large amounts of Cialis. (AKA a gigolos best friend)

    Hang on you have no principles and discretion so you are simply waiting for final clearance of the funds?

    Cash or Card.

    Delivery included.

    DC is no cheapskate.

    He prefers quantity over quality.

    Not like the rural tight arses who try to do cheap deals in the city by credit card.

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    i was hoping you might start up a web page and use couriers biffo

    have been getting complaints about you from the neighbours

    i tried to tell them you weren't totally dodgy being a dees supporter and all

    but after they told me a few things it might be best if you could drop the personal deliveries

    no hard feelings old coq

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    Cash or Card.

    Delivery included.

    DC is no cheapskate.

    He prefers quantity over quality.

    Not like the rural tight arses who try to do cheap deals in the city by credit card.

    FMD! Last time I did a deal with you my credit card went missing for three days. "just a misunderstanding" you said, but all those charges for "personal services" were never refunded.

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    Professor

    Part 2 of your training to develop some interpersonal skills it had been decided to reintroduce Whiteboard Wednesdays just for you.

    Enjoy!!!!!!

    Edited by DemonFrog

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    As it trade week I had found this GEM

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    geezus f log you're a sadist

    here's back at you

    So you want more

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    i was hoping you might start up a web page and use couriers biffo

    have been getting complaints about you from the neighbours

    i tried to tell them you weren't totally dodgy being a dees supporter and all

    but after they told me a few things it might be best if you could drop the personal deliveries

    no hard feelings old coq

    None taken,

    but I like the personal touch so see you before the next tennis round,.

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    I bit of culture for you guys

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    My best two games as a Dees Supporter

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    OD is off on his holiday

    13734d1180670732-boat-size-how-tell-your

    I see he had booked the luxury cabin.

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    nah, that's just his luggage, virgin wanted too much

    he doesn't travel light our od. i suspect there's a lot of single malt whiskey there

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    nah, that's just his luggage, virgin wanted too much

    he doesn't travel light our od. i suspect there's a lot of single malt whiskey there

    I thought this was where he planned to transport his luggage and whiskey

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    OD is off on his holiday

    13734d1180670732-boat-size-how-tell-your

    I see he had booked the luxury cabin.

    whisky perhaps.... I was thinking for a moment it might have been another 'walker' moving his stuff around the Strait !! :rolleyes:

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    I do believe Old prefers a Whisky to a Whiskey :)

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    OD is off on his holiday

    13734d1180670732-boat-size-how-tell-your

    I see he had booked the luxury cabin.

    maybe he's caught dangerfish and is shipping him back to the G

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    I do believe Old prefers a Whisky to a Whiskey :)

    :) I've just put you on High Spell Alert - be careful :)

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    :) I've just put you on High Spell Alert - be careful :)

    It's not actually misspelt. Whiskey is Irish..Whisky is Scottish...that's all !! :)

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    It's not actually misspelt. Whiskey is Irish..Whisky is Scottish...that's all !! :)

    and they both contain gluten if they're malt whisk(e)y, more's the pity

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    and they both contain gluten if they're malt whisk(e)y, more's the pity

    DC...alcohol is inherently gluten free because of the distilling !!

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    DC...alcohol is inherently gluten free because of the distilling !!

    i hear you, but there are conflcting opinions from "experts"

    it may be from the malt gluten not being fully broken down or added caramel for colour/taste

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    has any club done a trade yet?

    Frawley to the Dawks

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