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How Excited are you by the NAB cup game tonight?

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Having a look at my best 22(team selection) I have realised that 8 players did not strip for the NAB cup. Now that really excites me:

They are- James Frawley (pectoral muscle), 7/8 WEEKS

Nathan Jones (back soreness), -2/3 weeks

Jordie McKenzie (groin soreness),- 2/3 weeks

Cale Morton (finger) 7/8 WEEKS

Ricky Petterd (hamstring) 2/3 weeks

Matthew Warnock (ankle) will miss through injury.- 2/3 weeks

Tom Scully- TBC

Austin Wonaeamirri -TBC.

That to me is unbelievable along with winning twice in Adelaide on the same night. GO DEES.

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    Im still not particularly excited about the NAB circus but AM a bit more excited about teh season proper !!! :)

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    You know what he 'means'...

    Some statistical humour for everyone.

    Median is the word he is looking for.

    Easy way to remember - the median strip runs down the middle of the road. Median strip.

    Thanks rpfc, you are correct of course :wub:

    I could be a smartrz and say I was just testing, but as I can never lie, it was just a brain fart

    And I did do stats (at uni too) enough to know I didn't want to be an actuary

    Anyway, as I think you said in another thread statistics don't "mean" much (at least some of them)

    BTW we have median strips in my part of melb that don't run exactly down the middle, but I like your memory jogger anyway

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    You are complete moron Bobby. Of course the NAB cup is important, nearly as important as a flag. I was very excited with our efforts tonight. Post something sensible next time!

    I agree with you, he's a bit of a Num skull at times.

    He probobly doesn't understand that we need to recieve winning form & Mo-mentum, just ask Dunny.

    The Dunny brush, hmmn,,, I feel a nickname comin on. the 'Janitor', just cleans Up. LoL. forgive me.

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    Having a look at my best 22(team selection) I have realised that 8 players did not strip for the NAB cup. Now that really excites me:

    They are- James Frawley (pectoral muscle), 7/8 WEEKS

    Nathan Jones (back soreness), -2/3 weeks

    Jordie McKenzie (groin soreness),- 2/3 weeks

    Cale Morton (finger) 7/8 WEEKS

    Ricky Petterd (hamstring) 2/3 weeks

    Matthew Warnock (ankle) will miss through injury.- 2/3 weeks

    Tom Scully- TBC

    Austin Wonaeamirri -TBC.

    That to me is unbelievable along with winning twice in Adelaide on the same night. GO DEES.

    HaHaHa, not sure mate about your choice of words their Bud. was that a Freudean,,, Or JCb slip.

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    Thanks rpfc, you are correct of course :wub:

    I could be a smartrz and say I was just testing, but as I can never lie, it was just a brain fart

    And I did do stats (at uni too) enough to know I didn't want to be an actuary

    Anyway, as I think you said in another thread statistics don't "mean" much (at least some of them)

    BTW we have median strips in my part of melb that don't run exactly down the middle, but I like your memory jogger anyway

    Our H/Way has got 3 median strips, so we're doing really well. And they're all parallel to one another, a little like 'corridors', side by side. they go all the way to the railway bridge, but then that wall stops them in they're tracks. The railways tracks.

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    I love it! the new football jumper currently enjoys 100% winning! win-loss ratio!

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    I suspect this draw was scripted with the expectation that both Adelaide's would beat us as a prologue for their mini derby.

    this was the conversation at AFL HQ

    Douchebag1: 'well clearly it is logical to schedule the adelaide clubs and the WA clubs to host a match and have a side come from interstate, so 2 victorian sides will have to draw the short straw and travel straight up'

    Douchebag2: 'ok, so, game 1 at AAMI... Melbourne?'

    Douchebag1: 'obviously'

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    And playing two teams in Port & Adel at AAMI; coming away with wins

    First time ever where we travelled interstate and had so much support. Crows fans went nuts and cheered whenever our players did something against Port. And probably vice versa.

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    Conspiracies around every corner...

    are you suggesting we are given fair treatment in this regard

    Collingwood, Carlton and Richmond in Melb.. what are the odds they would send one of them instead of us to go to AAMI, would never happen in a million years

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    How can I view the games - no Foxtel?

    Thanks

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