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16 pages of Collingwood Propaganda today in the Age today...

Sir Why You Little
in Melbourne Demons

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I found that read humorous and quite unbelievable!! 16 Pages....

The Age's Top Sports journalists all wrote a piece. What an absolute [censored] Fest to do that in August!!

I just wish we had another crack at the Filth this year....oh well.

I might re read the 16 pages again for a laugh....

I call the Age the "The averAge, it is a far more truthful scenario!!! B) B)

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    And how sweet it is for them to get done again.........

    Hope they go out in straight sets!!!!!

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    And how sweet it is for them to get done again.........

    Hope they go out in straight sets!!!!!

    Absolutely!! Let's all hope the Bulldogs can pull off a miracle.... B)

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    Absolutely!! Let's all hope the Bulldogs can pull off a miracle.... B)

    Wouldn't be a miracle, Collingwood have the grass staggers bad... 20 years of mind games will come back to haunt them.

    Same for St Kilda. Adelaide show in successive weeks what to do to those two.

    Geelong v Bulldogs, might actually be a decent grand final, otherwise we're up for a snorefest.

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    I loved it, especially the fact it was stapled in

    Didn't even look at it, just ripped it out and threw it in the bin!

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    I loved it, especially the fact it was stapled in

    Didn't even look at it, just ripped it out and threw it in the bin!

    HaHa! sadly you missed a top read...

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    Pitty Eddiewood supporters cant read. And the Age was hoping to sell a newspaper or two :)

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    HaHa! sadly you missed a top read...

    16 pages of Collingwood. Ugh

    I would want that time in my life back

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    16 pages of Collingwood. Ugh

    I would want that time in my life back

    I would be asking a few questions at the Age today!!! Since the Syme family sold that paper it has become a very dull paper that believes in its past Glories.

    All those sport journo's should hang their heads, to write stuff like that in august... :)

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    Yesterday in the VFL, the Northern Bullants played and comfortably defeated Collingwood in an elimination final. You wouldn't know it if you read some of the reports in the local newspapers.

    With Collingwood now out of the equation in the VFL, I wonder what the Age and the Huns VFL scribes are going to write about next week?

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