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Gameday Thread

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Morton has been good.

Warnock and Newton.... ugh!!!!

Garland also being smashed today. One of the few games all year that our backs have been pantsed

 

At least Jurrah's providing some laughs for SEN

NEWTONS PLAYED HIS LAST GAME FOR MFC.

JONES TRYING BUT KEEPS FALLING OVER.

RIVERS GIVES AWAY TOO MANY FREE KICKS

MOLONEY SHOULDNT HAVE PLAYED.

TRENGOVE NEEDS A REST.

MISSING SYLVIA AND DAVEY BADLY.

NOT MUCH CLASS IN THE MIDDLE WITH THESE 2 OUT.

JURRAH ONLY SHINING LIGHT.

THEY ARE KILLING US AT GROUND LEVEL IN OUR DEFENSIVE 50.

SHOULD HAVE PLAYED FRAWLEY ON SCHULZ ALL DAY.

PATHETIC EFFORT REALLY.

 

Morton has been good.

Warnock and Newton.... ugh!!!!

Im sorry, but Morton has been Terrible, he is not up to AFL.

Edited by Green Machine

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Another goal. Bartram insipid. Flinched. Unlike him, but insipid nonetheless.

17.7.109

8.12.60

So many passengers today it's not funny. Being carried by McDonald (trying his heart out), Jurrah and Bruce. Dunn's hardly gone near it since half time.

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We still playing or left for the airprt already ?

Just heard 'Watts in the ruck now'.

 

We still playing or left for the airprt already ?

Don't think we ever actually left Melbourne...


Just heard 'Watts in the ruck now'.

And this is what you get when you play Newton, who is clearly not up to it.

You end up risking one of your brightest young stars in one of the riskiest positions on the ground.

If this isn't the end for Newton, I don't know what is.

Having said that, he isn't alone in his efforts today. So many poor games today, especially our midfield. Definitely the worst midfield performance of the year.

Anyone still think we have good depth???

We have excellent depth.

Our intensity waivers fare too much as it often does with young teams. Really did not hit the ball or man hard enough. We played with fear.

not only does morton have to put on 15 kilos in the off season he needs to find most importantly testicles. softest player

this is what happens when you include trash into the side.

We have excellent depth.

Our intensity waivers fare too much as it often does with young teams. Really did not hit the ball or man hard enough. We played with fear.

When Newton is getting a game I have to start to question our depth...


come on melbourne all you need is 8 goals in 10 minutes!!!

Warnock is playing forward now.

lol Warnock up forward Watts in the ruck.... whats next Newton in the box coaching!

Why on earth did he get another game?

Does the FD really want to see if we can move forward with Newton??

Miller kicked 10 goals the other week FFS!!

lol Warnock up forward Watts in the ruck.... whats next Newton in the box coaching!

Haha, almost choked on my lunch laughing at this, least we can still have a sense of humour while watching the perpetuation of a ridiculous hoodoo at AAMI


Matthew Bate, anyone?

Matthew Bate, anyone?

think there's enough M.Bater's out there today as it is...

;)

Edited by stuie

 

Positives: Jurrah, Newton's last game, more scoring shots.

When was the last time we had more scoring shots at AAMI?


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