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Kepler Bradley misses from 35 out

Fremantle 5.3.33

Melbourne 1.2.8

Quick goal would be much appreciated

 

Spanking coming up here.

No pressure. Little intensity. Not enough inside 50 entries, and when we do go inside we turn it over because they have a loose man, as do we, but theirs is actually having an effect.

And senior players struggling.

Fremantle are good but not this good. And we're a lot better than this.

im over jones

gone!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

Rhys Palmer bangs through number six

Fremantle 6.3.39

Melbourne 1.2.8

Fremantle's goals:

1 from a 50. 1 from a turnover. 2 from free kicks. 1 when the defence was asleep.

Frustrating stuff.

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Insipid! F%&king INSIPID!

We might as well send over our reserves and freshen up the rest for the week after in Melbourne cos as soon as they leave Melbourne they become skilless, weak pieces of [censored].

Every time we go interstate the coach and players talk about turning around a hoodoo and every bloody time, [censored] all happens. We have absolutely no leaders interstate.

It's the reverse of last week.

4 goals from free kicks.

Switch your (expletive) minds on.

 

im over jones

gone!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yeah, how sloppy was that tackle (resulting in a free and another goal from a free)

Nathan Jones is just not a smart footballer, never has been never will be!!


When we win (or at least play well) we kick it more than we handpass. Right now it's 35-35. When we over-handpass it we struggle.

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Yeah, how sloppy was that tackle (resulting in a free and another goal from a free)

Will somebody PLEASE tell me they're kicking with the aid of a roaring gale?

Just not even in some of these contests, its like theyve been told to only give 50%

jones is just an ordinary footballer

It's the reverse of last week.

4 goals from free kicks.

Switch your (expletive) minds on.

the free kicks were there idiot!!


just fricken chip it around and get an idea of what the ball feels like. im so fed up with this [censored]. Its basic football iq that no-one has. Dont give away stupid/unnecessary free kicks in danger areas. Bailey owes it to Melbourne members to blast the [censored] out of this playing group at quarter time. insipid

Will somebody PLEASE tell me they're kicking with the aid of a roaring gale?

at least a 9 goal wind, we'll come back in the 2nd quarter.

Wow.

Awesome start.

There's that competitive performance i was hoping for.......


the free kicks were there idiot!!

Yeah i know you fool.

I'm saying the Melbourne players are stupid for continually giving them away.

Just like the stupid Bombers players.

Pull your head in...

cannot blame the defence for such an insipid midfield

wattsy isnt doing too bad, chasing hard

 

QUARTER TIME

Fremantle 6.3.39

Melbourne 1.2.8

Five of their goals came from our mistakes. Shocking.

At least Jamar is winning the hitouts 8-6. Five contested possies to Bartam. Four tackles to Morton.


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