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Granted one AFL wish by a genie (can't be about MFC).

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Going through High School in the 90's I hated arrogant Essendon supporters (is there any other kind). I wish all Essendon supporters suffer the same pain :angry: MFC supporters have gone through since our last Premiership.

 

Carlton get Caught Cheating the Salary Cap again the week before the 2009 Draft. I would never trust buggers.

collingwood essendon and carlton all get thrashed and bottom out this year

 

Carlton attempt to resurrect Brent Grgic'c football career.

Chris Judd caught having an affair with Jeannie Pratt.


Chris Judd caught having an affair with Jeannie Pratt.

Brilliant Y.M. The reason he gets Caught is that he Gets "Shaggers Back" & can't play for his Beloved Carlton.

Who is this "Carlton"?

 

Judd leaves Carlton because Fev goes on a drinking binge and brings along Murphy, Kreuzer and Gibbs with him, all of whom get arrested and jailed for 6 years for criminal offences. Judd goes to Collingwood in disgust, who pay him 2 million a season, leading to player disgruntlement. Daisy and Pendlebury decide they won't take a pay-cut to accomodate Judd under the salary cap and defect to the Demons, who win the 2010 premiership unexpectedly and embark on a 10 year period of afl DOMINATION, building a massive supporter base, whilst Carlton and Collingwood hit rock bottom but get no draft concessions for their 4 or less winless seasons, as GC and WS get to select all the best youngsters in the country for the entire period of their bottoming out. Moreover, the fallout from the Carlton debacle causes mass member unrest, record low membership and untimately financial collapse and relocation to Tasmania, who finally get the AFL team they deserve. Certainly plausible and not much to ask... Is it?

Carlton forced to relocate to West Sydney :D

.....and subsequently fail horribly :rolleyes: !!!


Collingwood have a plan crash with eddie inside

Crows and Power to finish bottom four for the next 36 seasons.

Fifteen clubs forfeit their draft picks for 5 years because of salary cap breaches.

10 year period of afl DOMINATION

Should be Demonation. But I'd like to see the Rules committee drive a bus right off a cliff and never be replaced.

We win a Premiership


Collingwood have a plan crash with eddie inside

Golly?! I wouldn't wish that upon anyone......well.......I wouldn't want Eddie inside anyway.....because I'd still like to be on 'Who wants to be a Millionnaire' with Eddie as host...

My one wish.............is to see premierships flow for a particular AFL side which home is the MCG, after 45 years of drought. That's not asking too much, is it?

We win a Premiership

that's the one i'm after. that's the worst thing we could do to any other team cos it deprives them of winning it.

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