Demon Jack

Unusual or unique photos of our beloved Melbourne Demons. Mark Neeld, or the Terminator

Found this thread on BigFooty and thought I would post it here Found this piece of gold while browsing through it. Wife finds her husband in the garage... Wife: 'Good EVANS, WATTS GAWN on here?' Husband: 'Sorry about the mess honey, just doing some adjustments to the DAWES of the MAGNER before we SELLAR next week.' Wife: 'HOWE long will you be? Dinner's on, but I've gotta quickly pop down the RODAN drop the kids off at SYLVIA's.' Husband: 'I'm nearly DUNN. I'm chucking out that old COUCH and the pile of clothes too.' Wife: 'Hmm...there's some good clothes here, I'll see if this jacket FITZPATRICK.' Husband: 'Good idea. Also, have you seen my wrist-watch? I think it's MISSON' Wife: 'No, haven't sorry Darl, look I'm gonna BAIL. Can u check on the oven before the roast BYRNES and don't drink from the kitchen sink, I think the TAPSCOTT rust in it.' Husband: 'Sure thing, bye.' Credit goes to the BigFooty user Gybrush Threepwood

Should fit in nicely at Collingwood then

When you look at it like that, its a fair point. Spencer and Gawn have a lot more developing to do and have both had shocking runs with injury. Grundy is suddenly very appealing to take at pick 4

The pool of talent in the draft this year is really quite incredible. I'll be thrilled regardless of who we choose

I just heard that the AFL predicts we'll snare Jimmy Toumpas. http://www.afl.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/208/newsid/151313/default.aspx

Cant make up my mind between Grundy and O'Rourke. Eenie meenie miney mo... O'Rourke

All the best to you Bartram. I'll never forget watching the game against the Saints where you kicked the freak goal that put us back within 6 points with 30 seconds till 3/4 time. A great moment.

Just heard that Dawesy will be speaking to the media for the first time as a Dee tomorrow at 12:30pm

Hopefully he can prove himself and step up as a possible replacement for Rivers. Welcome abroad Tom!

Yeah, he was still on holidays because of this.

Chris Dawes will start training on Wednesday at Goschs Paddock. Looking forward to seeing him in action and in some Melbourne gear.

You never know, we've had shocking luck in the draft and may have a dud top 20 pick to trade for him

Even if GWS happen to take Wines with one of their first 3 picks, whose to say that Ollie won't want to come back to Vic in a few years.

Great news to hear that we'll keep pick 4 (hopefully Wines!)

Ricky Petterd has been given permission to train with Richmond and is hoping he can sign on as a mature rookie so he can continue to play in 2013. http://www.afl.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/208/newsid/150942/default.aspx

Super Sub!

Any updates on Bartram's knee?

We're have to come up with a better nickname than "Pedo"

On ya Brad. Good to see you move on quickly. Wish you luck and hope you enjoy your experiences at Carlton.

Max Gawn

Neeld has certainly showed some confidence in Strauss by offering a two year contract and must see him as part of the future. Hopefully Straussy will get some games next year and play some good footy

Former Melbourne players are accepted.

I'm anticipating your thread with much excitement