North are starting to remind me of the Black Knight in Monty Python's Holy Grail
Black Knight: Come on then! King Arthur: What? Black Knight: Have at you! [Kicks Arthur] King Arthur: You are indeed brave, good Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. Black Knight: Oohh, had enough, eh? King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Black Knight: Yes I have. King Arthur: Look! Black Knight: Just a flesh wound