Robot Devil

I hear if you can train yourself to say that at the start (or end of) every sentence you utter then you are guaranteed a commentary job at Channel 7 with a weekly seat at the Talking Footy table.

Yes with the caveat that Carlton throw in their 2018 first round draft pick. *fingers crossed*

Jason Taylor was from Collingwood so this is a good thing... right? Right??

I will never drop off the Dees. Its more about perspective. I hate it when we lose and the rush I get when we win is huge. A few years ago, someone posted on D’land that they wouldn’t want us to thrash teams every week as it would get boring. My response was I would love to win big every week whilst the opposition supporters had to sit there in stony silence as we dismantled them. Needless to say I have enjoyed 6 out of the last 7 weeks immensely. I want the ultimate rush. I want a Premiership. And I want us to destroy every other team along the way. However, to have so much invested in something you have no control over is a precarious state to be in.

My wife can’t believe how much I have emotionally invested in a football game. After 4 decades I’m not sure I can break the cycle.

please be true

Plus he is only 22 (I think) so it’s like a 4 year rewind.

What I have noticed about Fritsch is that he seems to have a great awareness when taking a mark to know if he is right to turn around and play on. Really helps in opening up the field in front.

Where’s the vomit emoji? ? Oh good.... there it is.

The media news program for MFC in C64 format: 10 Melbourne can’t be trusted 20 Hogan wants to go to/will be poached by WA club 30 Training camp cancellation 40 Young gun puts off contract talks 50 Melbourne can win the flag 60 Melbourne are top/bottom in the following obscure statistic that we just made up 70 GOTO 10 RUN

I’ll be interested to see what this incident warrants. http://www.afl.com.au/video/2018-04-01/is-cripps-in-trouble-for-this-low-blow

I have a photo of myself and my daughter at the Family Day with Petracca however I dare not post it lest your screen explode from the awesomeness. I will say that he appears to have found a good balance in size for his height and I expect him to break some games wide open this season.

Nice... but I’m saving my money for the replica premiership cup.

Seems like a big crowd here. Just got Petracca to autograph my membership card. Hope it’s still valid now!

I look forward to this interpretation being consistently and impartially applied throughout the year. *laughs uncontrollably*

He needs to win the Brownlow first then he can go around chicken winging, elbowing and eye gouging people without repercussions

This kids a game breaker. Good to have him on board for an additional 2 seasons.

Eerily enough I actually met Satyriconhome at a game (long before I was on Demonland so I can't really compare the two experiences). Since then I have had the occasional conversation with fellow Demon supporters when I have ended up at games without my usual cadre. (Saturday @ Etihad being one case where I chatted with 3 or 4 random other Dee supporters). I've often wondered if any of them are on Demonland but generally refrain from asking for various reasons. None of the people I have met at games however, have had the uniqueness of Chris from Camberwell.

Did he win a pair of orthodontic sandals?

The new one going around is #cheatmode

Looks like a singer in a rock band going for a high note:

It's hanging in the doorway so that he can duck under it every time he walks in the room.

Liked the stand-up tackle where Jonesy had Mathieson wrapped up with his arm locked through his so that he couldn't lift it up and make it high. Jonesy walked him a few meters and I imagine whispering something in his ear that made him feel about two inches tall.