Robot Devil

Replay is now up on the AFL app.

Gaff to North has a lot of symmetry with the Judd to Carlton scenario. WC player returning to Melbourne on big dollars to play in a team that achieves SFA until he retires (and even then they still suck).

Asked to borrow a fiver off Lever last week and when he opened his wallet took a peek.

No... I’m betting he had to get someone to write that for him before he walked out to be interviewed.

I hear if you can train yourself to say that at the start (or end of) every sentence you utter then you are guaranteed a commentary job at Channel 7 with a weekly seat at the Talking Footy table.

Jason Taylor was from Collingwood so this is a good thing... right? Right??

Where’s the vomit emoji? ? Oh good.... there it is.

Nice... but I’m saving my money for the replica premiership cup.

This kids a game breaker. Good to have him on board for an additional 2 seasons.

Eerily enough I actually met Satyriconhome at a game (long before I was on Demonland so I can't really compare the two experiences). Since then I have had the occasional conversation with fellow Demon supporters when I have ended up at games without my usual cadre. (Saturday @ Etihad being one case where I chatted with 3 or 4 random other Dee supporters). I've often wondered if any of them are on Demonland but generally refrain from asking for various reasons. None of the people I have met at games however, have had the uniqueness of Chris from Camberwell.

Did he win a pair of orthodontic sandals?

The new one going around is #cheatmode

Looks like a singer in a rock band going for a high note:

It's hanging in the doorway so that he can duck under it every time he walks in the room.

Liked the stand-up tackle where Jonesy had Mathieson wrapped up with his arm locked through his so that he couldn't lift it up and make it high. Jonesy walked him a few meters and I imagine whispering something in his ear that made him feel about two inches tall.

Hey Mate. Are the stickers still coming soon? I was hoping to get one at the same time as a stubby holder. Thanks.

My T-shirt arrived this morning. Looks great. Thanks.

Excellent. They look great and I've ordered a tshirt. Everybody get on board! i look forward to people recognising me at games so that I can deliver witty comments in person and imitate GIFs as required.

I don't know... that Kam Chancellor intercept seemed to be the turning point and that was all Seattle.

http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/best-content/ By the way.... how many posts do you have to make to be parodied? Is this like Wierd Al Yankovich standard or what?

The AFL have shut the original thread down or stolen it on the orders of CW for evidentiary purposes. Lock it in Eddie.