The heart beats true

He’ll make $2 million from social posts? I doubt that.

Jesus wept, that’s a real thing.

Shout out to the MCG staff for making no effort to protect the value of our memberships, by letting anyone sit anywhere they wanted.

This day has been a fiasco. Now some one has run into the tracks and no trains are running from Flinders Street. This season can get in the bin.

It’s not psychological, it’s game style.

This is a weirdly fitting end to a very odd and disappointing 12 months as a Melbourne member.

He better come out and clearly state he’s a Demons for life. I can’t handle hearing anything else this week. I’m still raw from the JLo-Affleck divorce announcement.

Adelaide have clear cultural problems. (Hope you’re reading this Tom).

‘It’s a proud day for the Collingwood Football Club’.

Massive thanks for all the training reports @WalkingCivilWar Your passion for the footy club, and the time you invest in training and the DA, makes this place a lot brighter during the winter months. Love your work.

I didn’t realise litigation against the club was an option. Anyone want to join an emotional distress class action suit for the 1970’s to 2020?

The fall out from the showdown is wild. A Port fan is trying to press charges against Matt Crouch because he knocked his hat off. It’s crazy.

After listening to that SEN interview I’ve made the decision to have Jake Lever handle all communication with my family moving forward. Absolute class.

I’m not going to reveal my sources, so don’t ask, but Christian did a tour of the Yarraville-Seddon Eagles facilities last week. He was very impressed by what he saw, including access to the Westgate, and public transport options on both the Werribee and Williamstown lines. His reservations are parking around Anderson street, and the lack of blockbuster movies showing at The Sun cinema. He does however rate the cinemas Choc Tops.

Disappointing. Should have traded him for a generational talent like Beau McCreery.

They might accept it for Peter.

Demonland has reached its quota of puns for the day. In the name of all that is Wright, PLEASE STOP.

Leave Tommy Sparrow out of this.

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How dare you say that?

Cripps has been outstanding, but The Eagles have been embarrassingly bad. Their kicking efficiency is unbelievably poor.

So, what needs to happen for Collingwood to be out of finals today?

I still reckon Naughton should be there centre half back. With Darcy and Jamara really coming on it’s their defence that needs class.

I hope Jack Viney is watching this North game.

You have to wonder how the Dogs can fit Darcy, Ugle-Hagan, Naughton and English contracts long term?