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The heart beats true

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Everything posted by The heart beats true

  1. I’ve never been to Optus, so a local can tell me, but it always seems comparatively loud. Is it the acoustics in the stadium?
  2. You know nothing about footy.
  3. I know. Does the first week of finals usually stink like this? 💩
  4. It’s classic Fox. Way more Hawks fans watching, so they are calling for them. Their bias is wild, and once you see it it makes the games unwatchable.
  5. That free kick was unbelievably soft. Umpires need to be smarter than that.
  6. Geelong have 2 massive systemic advantages already (their home ground advantage, and the lifestyle sell). If we let them also play finals at GMHBA they’ll win the flag every second year for the next century.
  7. Makes unbelievably tough snaps look easy, and then makes weird kicking decisions when a regulation drop punt would do the job. He’s definitely a Pickett.
  8. I would imagine that it’s not so much to do with public perception, but more to do with internal IP about salary cap management at clubs. If it was public knowledge what every player was paid clubs would know when they had the whip hand, and exactly to what extent, when trading with other clubs. I don’t imagine they want that, as it takes away bargaining power. It is weird though, and oddly out of sync with global sports.
  9. Never gets mentioned by the AFL at all. Some time around 2015 they got some data from the EPL that told them having one sided competitions didn’t impact the bottom dollar, and the whole idea of equalisation went quietly away.
  10. Footy is a very average sport in 2025.
  11. The carry on from Fox implies that they think more Geelong fans are watching than Brisbane. No way would they be carrying on about the umpires if Collingwood got those 2 free kicks. The pandering to viewers ruins the broadcast.
  12. Maynard cannons into Nibbler and then stands over him and taunts him. He is the worst bloke in the competition by a mile. Absolute dog.
  13. This is garbage from the Crows. This will haunt them. They won’t get a better opportunity than this.
  14. Adelaide not handling the pressure at all.
  15. I was waiting for someone to get smacked over the head with a folding chair.
  16. I reckon you should give up on the footy too. If this kind of stuff annoys you the future is going to be much, much harder for you. 👋
  17. Nice timing Mono 👍😂
  18. First Tom Hawkins and now Jeremy Cameron. At this rate Billy Brownless will be captain of the AFL Team of the Century.
  19. I’m hoping for a Collingwood straight sets. If they don’t get it done this year then it gets significantly harder for them given their demographics. Also, if it’s not us I always prefer an interstate premier. You don’t run into their supporters on the street. It’s like it never happened.
  20. As a proud gay person, and AFL fan, I would do anything for love - but I won’t do that.
  21. I do remember! I’d never reject you now. As everyone knows the only way we can grow our ranks is to recruit. I’ll bring you over to the other side of the rainbow. 🌈
  22. We have one rule in our family. You can be whoever you want to be, but that person is a Melbourne supporter.
  23. I gave it a try, but have you seen my boyfriend? He’s a babe.
  24. Once I saw written on a Belfast bathroom wall.. ‘Ya Dad sells Avon’

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