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Are you on meth R&B?

Exactly,Libelous indeed. If some of the tenants could ever focus on a newspaper they would be appalled,then quickly move on about their daily activities like all the other good citizens. We at the Gat are seeking legal redress.

The forensic experts often wear white hats and gloves when they visit. Thats as close as we get to a cleaner here.

I gave you fair warning. Also, DSK was set up. Anyone who watches porn knows that hotel maids always want sex.

You may not believe me Earl but I failed commerce twice at Melbourne Uni. which makes me over qualified to comment. Once would be enough for most men.

Some seedy back door deal will be arranged by the german party. But i cannot divulge too much. BTW -Australia is on the verge of a long recession. There will be one of those terrible stock market day thingos and then the banks will cry poor,withdraw funding from govts and sack all the teachers,layabouts and time servers, then house price panic and inflation/unemployment. That's the plan.Shhh.

Yes except more corrupt and unlikely to pull out.

As I am liaising with a much classier set of people these days,I can no longer mingle with inner city green metrosexual socialist agitators like Moon or ribald,boozy lecherous ,debauched individuals like your good self. These days I mix with a lot of decent.professional types in the corridors of power. I wouldn't expect philistine knockabouts like you two to understand. It's a class thing.Something I clearly have and Moon and You lack.

I never usually eat their hands .Do they taste like chicken? Don't let the feminists find out .

Did you forget how to play solitaire? Was the meat a little too chewy? Give us something OD, you can't be expected to be invited out socially unless you dress, speak and behave as if you have something to say. The pension may have to be scrapped entirely if you refuse to even communicate with the workforce.(alleged)

You got it the first time.

The manager of the Crows Captain has sent a legal letter to an Adelaide restaurant serving the "Tex" burger asking them to cease using the name. This really put a dampener on the vibrator I invented. It only works twice a year,costs way too much ,and never provides any decent satisfaction. Maybe I should just call it "The Tippett" instead.

West 23rd st.You won't have any trouble meeting nice young men down there. They may be wearing singlets and shorts so you can see if their build is suitable for afl, or whatever.

Paul Little really enjoys it .

One all.

Bad day at the footy. Uncle bitters was socialising with the Ox, Rivers,jnr, Tappy etc and kept quietly missing his shout as he warms his nest egg. Maple stole my lunch and left . Collingwood won. It's a cruel world.

You picked a bad day to slag Watts.He did everything today with intensity and did it well.

So to paraphrase an old joke, "We've established the fact that you're a prostitute,now we are just quibbling over the price".

That was code. As was the Bogota reference. Sometimes you guys are so literal.

Oldee, Can you please pick up a parcel of special Quinoa from my cousin in Bogota. The couriers are unreliable around there, Thanks Mate,

Dom must be the one with the one with the ear ring.

It's whoever is the slowest one Maple. As a result his Alpacas are some of the fasteft known to man.

An incompetent letch,Luddite and a shite chef.

Don't worry about Moon. He would need a crane these days. He is probably over stretching it. As per.

Not at all, that was a long hop... I just beat ENyaw to it.