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Vickery has learnt the first rule of hospitality. Never,ever open a restaurant. I could not take death threats from push up seriously either. #Clownshoes.

It's too late to lynch him now. People would find out and someone would complain.

King for a day-Tool for a lifetime.

Wow- Ty Vickery IS as stupid as he looks. Jake King-you pleb.

She's applying for the head of the RSL. (Diversity platform)

I have prepared a speech for Ali to read to the media bloodhounds.... Thank Yous all for coming to to hound me out of a job today,I appreciate it. I was nearly going to resign a few days ago, but I wanted to sort out me compo first. In light of the video of me involved in a brawl last week for the West Preston FC and the punishment received from the Northern League I will be retiring from football effective immediately. Immediately after I square up one or two more guys next year. My role as Diversity officer has been a complex and challenging one.Challenging mostly because I don't know what I am supposed to do ..The lunches have been awesome, and some of the night out were huge, all on the company credit card. In the past when I had no work to do at work I would leak a private conversation and get somebody sacked which kept me pretty busy.Then i had to mingle with the suburban kids and get them interested in the safe and friendly game of AFL. Now it seems my hypocrisy has been full exploited by someone with an iPhone. I will learn from this experience and hopefully earn more money if the afl terminate my contract prematurely. Thank yous all once again.

He's too young and too skilful . No thanks.

Advocate for Houli on a Tuesday and then king hit someone on a Saturday! Seems like he is an AFL trained man. He must be in for a promotion soon with that sort of approach .

I'd like to see him paraded through the streets in chains and give the public a chance to pelt him with rotten fruit and then put him in stocks force him to watch Kingswood country from start to finish. Then I'd like him tarred and feathered.Its been years since they actually tarred and feathered somebody. I think waterboarding might even be in order.

Oh good. So we know that to get the diversity role at the afl you have to have come from the diverse area known as Eddie McGuires family street in Broady.

I say Asian because we are geographically and somewhat demographically an Asian continent.There are heaps of Asian kids playing in the junior leagues. The best the AFL can do is pander to the Chinese with a " dragon show for token round. I remember going to the Footscray festival one year and the Bulldogs set up a handball competition. Lots of kids were playing until a Vietnamese grandma came up to have a look.She was handed the brand new Sherrin and she promptly popped it in her shopping trolley and scampered into the crowd without so much as a word. Everybody was quite stunned. Very funny.

Why was he hired in the first place? Why does such a stupid job exist anyway and why did he get it and not an Asian .

Could have at least hand bagged him.

James Sutherland has been ruining Australian Cricket for 16 years. BBL and IPL have diluted talent and made test cricket second fiddle which he could have helped control. I wish big Al every success against the Araldited Sutherland. My memory of him was as a serviceable balding fullback . Did not gather many stats but stopped some big name full forwards when they were kicking big hauls.

Because to ensure there is equality big companies hire people to discriminate on the basis of gender and/or ethnicity when it is already illegal to do so. As with "affirmative action" to make sure people are chosen on merit, you have to chose people based on something else, to ensure people are chosen on the merit that you are deliberately failing to recognise and in fact ignore. So the only way to be fair is to be more unfair-this protects the equality you cherish by using inequality for "good". Got all that? Fascist.

Thank Heavens he's no longer running Australia Post.

I've hardly seen them play but Liam Jones is nearly AA fullback they say. Even Gibbs is getting a kick.

Dieter- you are misinformed about the Ottoman Empire,as with most things. Nobody is arguing for the vilification of Australian Muslims. We'd appreciate if the zealots could all blow themselves up ,run over themselves and knife themselves but they are targeting "the west"and would like us to live like they do.i.e- savages.

No it's not cool and it's not s choice a child should make. Its a career choice for sex workers not a teen mental health decision that should ever be encouraged by health professionals. Making a eunuch of oneself is a bizarre thing to want to do. Bruce Jenner I could not care less about but Australian teenagers should not be urged to switch genders . I'm with the Gavin McInnes,Pro Dee faction here. Of course some people are so gay they may as well cross dress but changing your private parts chemically and surgically is not the same as getting a tattoo of a piercing . Having said that it's compulsory for gay Iranian men to have a sex change- state sponsored. Strange times.

I do hope the poor staff at that establishment had some form of protection. We all know what an infectious personality you have.

Lewis should be dropped. I'm cleaner with the footy in my hands than him atm.

max or nev -who cares. it's not cricket so doesn't matter. tom mc in career best form-dont jinx it.

He cant kick a set shot goal, get his own pill ,centre the ball or chase.He provides the opposition with 2-3 goals a match. Has a long way to go before establishing himself as a player. Worst hair/tatts combo in the afl.

I hope Bugg learns from this. Save a clean hit like that for the GF.

Lewis has been part of the problem for 3 weeks despite his ability to point. Fumbling like a nervous rookie atm.