Biffen

Status Quo. I.E. Fu..ked

Dean Laidley might be able to help drag them off the bottom.

AKA the 412th best player in the comp.

I've never been afraid to take the Brown Route and I encourage you all to give it a go.

We don't need goals like all those other clubs kick. We'll do it Goodwins' way.

Very healthy cannibals The Crows. Personally would've deep fried Burgess with Hoisin sauce.

Celebrating his 40th

Sounds like the perfect replacement for Jordan Lewis.

Keep losing, wasting everyones time and all our guns will leave. The past two years are enough losing.

Still sharp. Bring him back! Oh for the days when we could kick and tackle.

Brown can only mark and kick goals on a lead? Can we kick properly to a goal kicking target?

May started the season poorly. Punched when he should've marked. Got better during the year . Don't care if he didn't make the squad anyway.

got me excited.

He could have done a wee-wee in a drink bottle and then sprayed it all over the nearest journalist. Just a waste.

So his Achilles heel was actually his Achilles heel.Tragic.

Any truth to the rumour Petraccas nd Hunt are going to the Party dressed as WHAM?

Race 3 No 8 Ballarat today at 1400 hrs. Given its a maiden with very little exposed form I think Thereforyou is at ridiculous odds.14 starts with 7 places and they've engaged D.Holland. 41-1 fixed. My kind of odds. 2 others quite short so a boxed tri/f4 in play. Bon chance.

You've never been to Sydney I assume Redbeard?

Sorry I forgot to post on time but given I had another COAD, I've spared you some terrible tips. I will scour the Sunday Form to find a "redeemer".

BBOs opionion on the matter would be valuable for once. Not many people get expelled from thier extended family Christmas.

As I always say... When one door closes,another door closes. Behind everry cloud,theres a massive storm ready to destroy everything.

We need a miracle. Like the Red Sea parting . If you could ask the question we'd all be grateful.

My junior team did a drill where we would try to get it from a kickout to a goal in under ten seconds. It's something all teams should try.Especially if you are down 5 goals in the last quarter.

And in the 4th- 40 metre handball by someone -cant recall who but lead to goal.

We need to attack through the centre more with runners each side of the target. We need to attack through the centre more in general if we are playing to win.