Queanbeyan Demon

Running a poll on Demonland would be like holding an election in the DPRK — technically democratic, but really just a state-run ritual of suspended animation, where most of us are trapped in a feedback loop of PTSD, gaslighting, and the delusional hope that this will finally be the week Spargo gets dropped.

I don't have to imaging it @Tom Dyson . Pretty much every presa Goody does feels like a Clarke script to me. Exhibit A:

I would be astonished if: the administrators have any real idea how many readers or posters are members of the club, and the figure could be established, it is more than a couple of thousand.

"If I was to do anything political with Demonland I’d advise we find the board member/s that best reflect what WE on this forum want and put D’land’s media power behind them". I challenge anyone to articulate in three coherent sentences, and find significant majority agreement on, what "WE on this forum want."

Why? It's arguable that being in Europe is a benefit. Someone outside of the psychic prison is the anecdote.

I suggest you get yourself on the board @Dee in a Kilt .

The Demonland universe Baby - the demonland universe.

There is always the possibility that I'm outa touch - but what precisely do JV and JL offer leadership wise that 400 other players in the comp don't offer?

I feel for Judd. Imagine playing in this cluster^&*# of an operation.

Is it just my machine or have we broken the internet?

Wouldn't have happened had the Airplane played and we stopped loading in April 🤣 🙃 ☠️.

Petty's no Jezza.

I want Tyson Sruk on our AFL list next year.

Dees supporters when Trac shanks it 30 metres out, on the run with the wind, 15 metres in the clear.

Grundy won the AFs last night - 20 points clear of the player in second place. Yet he had virtually no influence on the game. My mad Filth mate said he could only remember one game he played for them when he changed the course of the game. My response, I can remember six games Max played in a 10 week period through 2021 that delivered a premiership. My Filth mate nodded sagely. [Postscript - yet another instance where stats seek to deceive. Not you @DubDee , but a point some 'Landers would do well to concede.]

He was great I recon. Every time he goes near the ball - something happens. Sometimes a two goal game can be more important to the team than a five goal one.

Bluey or Max?

And there a rich heritage - so big call @Random Task .

Actually, this is incorrect. It's much high due to the cumulative effect. Call it $8m (est.).

One can only hope that the bean-counters are listening @beelzebub .

It's 17,362. That is the number of members we've lost in 18 months. In dollar terms, it is a loss of $5,208,600.

Demonland having a policy is like saying seagulls have a code of conduct. Sure, they do — right up until someone drops a chip, then it’s screeching, eye-gouging, and a fight to the death over who played worse, Kolt or the Airplane.

We’re top of the league in expected score versus actual score — which is like saying Apollo 11 had perfect flight metrics but just missed the moon by 30km. “Mission success!” they cried, as they drifted off into the void. But don’t worry — the telemetry looked really good.

He retired years ago - never played for us anyway.

As one gets older - it's not unknown.