Queanbeyan Demon

What’s The Age?

i'm calling it now - it’s going to happen

Said Alan Jeans after Hacks won the first semi . . . seriously.

good to bank 12 points early on.

Spargy pants driving the Norf boys to the game.

At least when Garry ran off with Nicky, Billy didn't have to watch him do it on Fox Footy every weekend in a Gold Coast jumper.

Finishing 14th and 6 points in front of Norf on the ladder in 2025 suggests we are nothing flash.

Who do you think Surv is?

FWIW - I watch Norf every week with a mad Norf mate. A lot would need to go right for them to significantly improve in 2026. They have seven blokes that walk into pretty much any other side (ex. the Bears): Cheezel, Zurhaar, Surv, LDU, McKercher, Curtis, Xerri, Wardlaw (but he’s virtually never fully fit). The rest would battle to get a gig at Melbourne. They have no big back that is any better than C+, only one bloke that can hit a target consistently from 35 metres, no back up to Xerri, absolutely no line breakers that can hit a target, and a game-plan that defies definition. Clarko won the lottery with this gig - five years on $1m+.

Excellent family friendly stuff from Gaz. Dill.

what's he flogging with the other hand?

Rooter & Muter should have been the name of Dennis Denuto's firm in The Castle. Muter's in the back room trying to unjam the photocopier. Rooter's in the High Court stating that it's "just the vibe of the thing." Their office is above the laundromat. They have one legal textbook between them and it's missing Chapter 3. The Constitution? Never heard of her. But they'll give it a crack.

I like your analysis @Bring-Back-Powell . Is there a third option? He plays like he did with the Deez in '24 and '25?

Glad we got out of pokies and transitioned to oil.