Queanbeyan Demon

Is it just my machine or have we broken the internet?

Wouldn't have happened had the Airplane played and we stopped loading in April 🤣 🙃 ☠️.

Petty's no Jezza.

I want Tyson Sruk on our AFL list next year.

Dees supporters when Trac shanks it 30 metres out, on the run with the wind, 15 metres in the clear.

Grundy won the AFs last night - 20 points clear of the player in second place. Yet he had virtually no influence on the game. My mad Filth mate said he could only remember one game he played for them when he changed the course of the game. My response, I can remember six games Max played in a 10 week period through 2021 that delivered a premiership. My Filth mate nodded sagely. [Postscript - yet another instance where stats seek to deceive. Not you @DubDee , but a point some 'Landers would do well to concede.]

He was great I recon. Every time he goes near the ball - something happens. Sometimes a two goal game can be more important to the team than a five goal one.

Bluey or Max?

And there a rich heritage - so big call @Random Task .

Actually, this is incorrect. It's much high due to the cumulative effect. Call it $8m (est.).

One can only hope that the bean-counters are listening @beelzebub .

It's 17,362. That is the number of members we've lost in 18 months. In dollar terms, it is a loss of $5,208,600.

Demonland having a policy is like saying seagulls have a code of conduct. Sure, they do — right up until someone drops a chip, then it’s screeching, eye-gouging, and a fight to the death over who played worse, Kolt or the Airplane.

We’re top of the league in expected score versus actual score — which is like saying Apollo 11 had perfect flight metrics but just missed the moon by 30km. “Mission success!” they cried, as they drifted off into the void. But don’t worry — the telemetry looked really good.

He retired years ago - never played for us anyway.