Very Jaded

Free kick Hawthorn

Petracca needs to spend an entire week getting counselling to get over his mental fear of kicking goals. His set shots this year have been an absolute disgrace.

Haha you do know that’s meant to be Viney yes? I made the same mistake when it first went up.

The love for that fat man baby Ablett from the commentators. What a joke. Yes he’s been a superstar but he was crap last night. He isn’t a champion everytime he lays a tackle. Seriously!

Our forward pressure was insane. We will go a long way to winning next week if we replicate that performance AND nail those scoring opportunities.

Finally watching the replay. First 15 minutes of the second quarter were absolutely dominated by us. We controlled the play but sadly missed way too many opportunities, some due to poor kicking and some due to rushing our kicks inside 50. If we cleaned this up we would have won by 10+ goals, such was our dominance.

Jetta is marvelous. He is just a rock. I never leave a game disappointed in how he’s played. I never worry when he’s in a one on one contest. I never fear he won’t go hard when it’s his turn. He is just the greatest.

Not a captain’s [censored] is Joel Selwood. Selfish self entitled little whining sook. M Massive error this one. Killed all their momentum. Hawkins losing his shot on goal as a result too, couldn’t have happened to a nicer [censored]. I couldn’t sleep and I feel hung over. Didn’t even drink. Worth it.

Tigers are getting Lynch for a reason. Big forwards win games and most importantly finals. Yes Tigers and Dogs did it with just one key forward, but it’s an anomaly in a game with a 160 year history. You need big forwards and we are lucky that all of ours are mobile. I was also so impressed with how Weids was rucking. Really gave us a good chop out and gives Max more time to float down back or rest forward. Everything is coming up Weideman!

Just another lazy 30 for Oliver. Leading possession winner. First final. 21 years old. Whatever.

The pre match said to me everything I already suspected. We are a team. Geelong are a bunch of “look at me” egotistical douchbags.

Finally home. I’m so emotionally drained. It hasn’t fully sunk in yet. I’m gonna enjoy the replay tomorrow. I must say Lewis was outstanding tonight. The man can play finals!

That is one of the best games I have ever seen from a 16 game forward. He is seriously good. What a game!

WE [censored] WON!!!! Suck a dick Geelong!

That was one of the biggest pranks in AFL forum history. He most certainly did not get drafted, he was never even in contention. The fact that everyone bought it, was just pure Yze Magic gold!

The calmest player I have ever seen.

Bless your cotton socks Bernie, you absolute legend! Thank you for picking us, when picking us was a hard choice. Thank you for giving it your all, for your leadership and guidance, for your dedication and hard work, and for being selfless in your pursuit to make us a better club. Also thank you for all the times you destroyed Dangerfield.

I understand that Melbourne supporters are disorientated by finals, but guys, we are actually playing finals. Can we stop talking about hypothetical and frankly idiotic trades, and actually enjoy FINALS?! You have plenty of time to talk trades after finals. FINALS!!!!!

Mitch McGovern officially requested a trade.

1 star. Terrible service. Would not recommend. Have requested a refund.

Anyone who goes to North doesn’t have success at the forefront of their mind. I don’t want those types at our club. Next. Dylan Shield anyone?

How was that goal he slotted late in the game from the pocket? Not bloody bad!

Was bloody good today

I'm surprised North have offered him a lifetime deal at $2m, such is their pathetic desperation to land a decent footballer.

Showed heaps in a very high pressure game. Was quiet in the second half, but that is to be expected when he has barely played any AFL games and it was very warm. We played a lot smaller in the second half too with Hannan and Melksham deep forward and even Oliver at times. Really pleased for him. I especially loved how confident he looked. Absolutely did not look like a kid out of place out there anymore. He believes in himself now.