Very Jaded

As I suspected, they went hard early because Ken’s job is very much on the line. It’s impossible to sustain for 24 rounds then finals. Will they find a third gear in time? Only @binman can answer this one 😂

Great, another week I have to not wish death upon Geelong.

Tell me again how bad our win against Adelaide was 😂 Adelaide is the best side not in the top 4 by an absolute mile.

Barbie and if I learnt anything from that movie is that dreams do come true. See also Melbourne finishing 2nd.

I’m off to the movies. God speed Adelaide.

The ride is back!

Nothing surer 😂

I could kiss you Gold Coast. God bless you!

Come on Gold Coast you beautiful soulless franchise!!!!!!!!!

Gold Coast will undoubtably stuff this up. Prove me wrong. Please!

haven’t you changed your tune… 😂

On what planet do Port get this deal done? They have ZERO draft leverage and Grundy is contracted. Delusional.

Very sad. One of the few Dogs players I like.

Hopefully the upsets don’t roll into our game tomorrow 😬

I always said I HATE GEELONG

It was Geelong and Richmond now Carlton

Tell me again how Geelong are a threat to our top 4 spot 🙄

The free fall of Geelong cannot come soon enough

The only thing that trumps my hate for Geelong is my love for Melbourne

FML I can’t even laugh at Geelong. Worst day ever.

A painful deathride today. But one must do what is best for one’s draft picks.

People will say we play boring safe football, but they will also say they want to win a flag

Guess who’s top of the table for contested possessions Edit: I know you already know that 😂

But I know what shampoo Nick Daicos uses, so if that’s not information for you, I dunno what is.