Jaded No More

Yeah this has been the worst quarter we’ve played since the St Kilda disaster. Untimely.

Well they’ve destroyed us all over the ground this quarter. Not one winner on the ground in a Melbourne jumper. An absolute inhailation. Would be a shame to go out this way. But as I said, I’m still proud of what we’ve achieved this year and can’t wait for the next few years!

Lewis has been rubbish.

Well it’s not our day

First time all finals we look extremely nervous. We are totally off the boil. Need to settle fast.

[censored] off Lewis. Seriously man you’re killing me.

Not a good start. Ball use has been rubbish.

I thought Lewis was done with this undisciplined rubbish.

Will vomit.

Win or lose, we have massively exceed all expectations and I’m so excited for the next decade of watching this great club of ours. Go Dees! ❤️?

I’m feeling sick and this day is dragging on. Can we fast forward to 6pm so I can choose which type of crying I need to undertake?

Even if it means losing to Collingwood? ?

If given the choice, would you rather lose today or next week?

Nervous. So so nervous. I was fairly confident the last two weeks. Not so today.

I hate him. He is a despicable god fearing [censored].

This is a bad outcome no matter which way you look at it. West Coast beat us and Pies win the flag. We beat West Coast and we face the possibility of losing to Collingwood in a grand final. It’s one big messy Cox fest.

Sickening. Jeremy Howe winning a flag. Please god no.

We are concerned because no matter who wins tomorrow, a Pies premiership is highly likely. And you don’t live in Melbourne so you don’t understand how awful that is!!!!

Seeing Bucks’ smug face makes me sick. I hate this team so much. Please please please let us win tomorrow, because honestly West Coast are no chance. We are the competition’s last chance of saving the world a Pies victory.

Apparently according to MMM I was listening to it on the radio and it’s what they said was happening. Collingwood have been very impressive. Cox scares me. I just can’t see how we stop him. He destroyed us last time we played them too.

De Goey off the rooms. Howe grabbing a hammy. Excellent news for us potentially.

Hate to say it but Pies are a lot better than anyone wants to admit. Scarily they couldn’t beat West Coast in Perth. I’m worried. I’m very worried.

I would only do this late in quarters to try and arrest some momentum. We did it late in the third quarter last week and Tmac marked the ball in the backline on the 3/4 time siren. However you don't remove a 4 goals a week forward out of your forwardline, and rely on a 20 game player to replace those shots on goal.

Perth is beautiful. It is like 95% of the people there who are the problem. See also; Adelaide

They've also done a great job and been extremely helpful with ticketing issues and questions. Everything has been very clear, and well organised.