Red and Bluebeard

I presume you have something in mind to say if you get stopped for a random breath test then (and I doubt South American marmoset seat covers is likely to get you very far)

After your shirtless display against the Tigers the other night, the thought of your arse on the leather seats is not a pretty one either ....

There are only four different letters in Cutto ...

Isn't daisio a Japanese version of the Reject Shop? Cutto sounds like Biff's butcher ...

Funny, or entirely predictable?

Didn't know there was a court in Romsey. Which one of the lads presided?

Very solicitous of you, DJD

Which bar are you talking about? The front one at Y&Js?

Don't mix up Scots and Geordies, or you will have two very warlike tribes out to get you. The Black Watch are not known as the Ladies from Hell for nothing ... Play with fire if you wish, but don't complain if you get burnt!

To those of Scottish ancestry, there is not much clever about it, ye ken ...

Sounds like it will be great occasion, and hopefully a great result for us.

Redleg's weather report for June?

Good to hear you are still off the durries. Keep on keeping off! Try a knife if you want to cut mustard ...

Good thanks, jazza. Keeping busy and making sure there is never a dull moment for their dad ...

And if he doesn't, the threads will go on for years anyway ....

This is a new meaning of the term disintegrated meaning "the dog ate it".

And loving it!

Just to annoy you, jazza, and it seems to have been quite a success ...

Just under one pound per pound, jazza ... this newfangled decimal currency and darned metric system can be so off-putting ...

Not sure I see the question there ...

Poke away, then Biff ...

Wait until we are 4-0 OD ...

Yes, unless the Suns were tanking ...

I thought I was watching a different team (and to a large extent, it was!). The best part was that they played as a team, and both Watts and H seemed to stress this in their post-match interviews.

You're game, BBO, and well done for the public education service. Was probably an Essendon supporter ...