Red and Bluebeard

Are you suggesting BBO could try one?

BBO could give you the names of his stunned wine suppliers ... Is Biff supplying the camel's pi55?

You need to brush up on your protocol, Earl. One may only smoke or remove one's jacket after the toast to the Queen ...

Try washing your hair with it tomorrow, jazza

Sounds like you should compare notes with Demoneyes, jazza. Just don't let it all go up in a puff of smoke ...

What, no banana in there?

Welcome back, DF. Maybe your wish will come true in a couple of months ...

Time? Why? Bananas for afternoon tea? By the way, Hird lost his appeal, and then I heard this afternoon that the judges ruled against him in court as well ...

Had a banana, OD? Or spent some time with the grand-daughter?

Trying or succeeding?

Any loss Redleg? Were the holiday scales inaccurate?

Depends on the sort of person you want to meet. It sounds like it could be a medieval Gatwick ... :)

I recall learning that Elizabeth I had a bath once a month "whether she needed it or not" ...

Which one gets the bull, jazza?

And coffee and doughnuts (and paleo dairy milk chocolate for Redleg )

That is paleo dairy milk chocolate, eh Redleg?

Wrong perspective jazza. 189 days withou, 1 with. That is a percentage of nearly 19,000. Sounds good.

Gotta start somewhere sometime jazza ...

I thought you were talking about Essendon for a minute .... Hang in there!

It has been said before that achievement is 90% attitude and 10% talent ... classic case right there. Has the physical attributes to be a top footballer, but not the attitude.

Anytime ... I presume, then, that Uncle Bitter is not The Man from UNCLE? And perhaps you have the world's biggest dining table?

I was thinking more the BBO Identity ...

Maybe we have the cause and effect all wrong. What if BBO is Australia's response to the terrorist threat? What if all the alpaca talk is just to distract us all from his James Bond lifestyle? Romsey would be a good place to hide lots of things, including ASIS operatives ...

Any more progress on the Paleo diet, Redleg? Haven't seen the team selected by such Demonland royalty ...

No one climbs a mountain without a stumble or two, jazza. Don't kick yourself too hard, or BBO might be tempted to join in ...