Red and Bluebeard

In the era of drones with cameras, that could have unexpected consequences ...

I think it is more likely to be red, white and champagne ...

I think I would remember that The dog has been acting strangely of late, though, and he spends more time on the couch in the back yard than anyone else ... :cool:

That's couch grass, pronounced kooch, and is the most common green stuff that grows wild in back yards, public parks, reserves and just about anywhere else that isn't tropical rainforest or overrun by wild camels. It is not grass that grows on furniture, unless your furniture is out in a paddock somewhere, with alpacas around to provide fertiliser ...

Speaking of moderation, what are the lads giving up for this month? If you are on the wagon, at the very least they could give up couch grass ...

So that means it is all a schemozzle still ...

Sounds like there is only one thing for it -- banana cake!

You are definitely nuts jazza -- how else do you explain taken on (the former) BBO in a non-drinking vs non-smoking contest? But I am with you about making the 8 ... spirit of '87 and all that

And you didn't respond with "This is a special song sung by the Red Wiggle and the Blue Wiggle" ?? :lol:

Too much Tassie beer, obviously ... (or maybe not enough )

So you could say you have had a gutful of abstinence?

Are you suggesting BBO could try one?

BBO could give you the names of his stunned wine suppliers ... Is Biff supplying the camel's pi55?

You need to brush up on your protocol, Earl. One may only smoke or remove one's jacket after the toast to the Queen ...

Try washing your hair with it tomorrow, jazza

Sounds like you should compare notes with Demoneyes, jazza. Just don't let it all go up in a puff of smoke ...

What, no banana in there?

Welcome back, DF. Maybe your wish will come true in a couple of months ...

Time? Why? Bananas for afternoon tea? By the way, Hird lost his appeal, and then I heard this afternoon that the judges ruled against him in court as well ...

Had a banana, OD? Or spent some time with the grand-daughter?

Trying or succeeding?

Any loss Redleg? Were the holiday scales inaccurate?

Depends on the sort of person you want to meet. It sounds like it could be a medieval Gatwick ... :)

I recall learning that Elizabeth I had a bath once a month "whether she needed it or not" ...

Which one gets the bull, jazza?