Red and Bluebeard

Screaming "Go Demons!" at the top of your voice sounds like the go ...

You are indeed a loyal Demon, DF!

Didn't know there were any of them left ...

I thought you were going to say something more serious, like she is joining the scum or the filth ...

Not so sure, DF. The school would have been run by malevolent alpacas, the cupboards would be full of shiraz and the chairs would have special covers of pygmy marmoset leather ...

Your wife says "Produce the smoothie?" ???

Dwarves? :-)

Having read about how camel milk is the new 'it' recently, and knowing that camels can be large, stubborn and very onery beasts, I am not sure I share your opinion (and for that matter, my mother, grandmother and two aunts all thought nothing of milking a few cows without machinery).

Not sure that BBO actually said that ...

Surely jazza real men milk camels and don't wash cars ...

Remember Einstein's maxim: "There are only two infinite things - the universe, and human stupidity, and I am not so sure about the universe".

Sue them for lack of comfortable satisfaction?

Yeah, we are all bananas here ...

I thought he was talking about Alexander the meglomaniac, not Alexander the peanut ...

Hairier police? Is that what happens when cops don't shave?

I presume you have something in mind to say if you get stopped for a random breath test then (and I doubt South American marmoset seat covers is likely to get you very far)

After your shirtless display against the Tigers the other night, the thought of your arse on the leather seats is not a pretty one either ....

There are only four different letters in Cutto ...

Isn't daisio a Japanese version of the Reject Shop? Cutto sounds like Biff's butcher ...

Funny, or entirely predictable?

Didn't know there was a court in Romsey. Which one of the lads presided?

Very solicitous of you, DJD

Which bar are you talking about? The front one at Y&Js?

Don't mix up Scots and Geordies, or you will have two very warlike tribes out to get you. The Black Watch are not known as the Ladies from Hell for nothing ... Play with fire if you wish, but don't complain if you get burnt!

To those of Scottish ancestry, there is not much clever about it, ye ken ...