Red and Bluebeard

Wish the Dees would too then!

I believe the Gatlin boys love both types of music, ie country and western. Personally, I think I prefer Gatling guns ... So you are a BeeGee fan, Earl? I find it kind of ironic that one of the best known tunes by the brothers Gibb was Stayin' Alive. :lol: Then again, I am on the side of the HeeBeeGeeBees, who coined the phrase 'Meaningless songs in very high voices'

I am sure BBO can spare an alpaca or two ...

We have Biff, Moonie and BBO ... the Gat brothers??

And Karl presumably wouldn't join any club that would have him as a member ...

Groucho would give him a run for his money in the quotable quotes stakes ...

A certain football team had their sleep at the G on Sunday afternoon ...

And I thought he was quoting Monty Python ... near fatal mix-up of comedians there ... BTW Karl Marx was by far the unfunniest of that group ..

So is rule 6B the santa clause?

More's the pity ...

Of course. How could I forget rule 6A?

And I say bottoms up ... didn't know you were a kraut

There is no rule 6! I thought you knew that!

Or rule number six ...

Footy talk is not banned in this thread. It just has a lot of competition ...

There are those who say no b$ means no l$ ...

Well, if we must have some lawyer jokes (twist my arm someone, please! .... WJ, Redleg, I think I will owe you both a drink after this!) An old lady, knowing her time is nearing an end, calls her three most trusted people to her, her priest, her doctor and her lawyer, and gives them each $50,000 in cash. She gives them strict instructions to put the cash in her coffin before she is buried, as she has decided to take it with her into the afterlife. Each solemnly agrees to carry out her rather bizarre wish. Later, after her funeral, the three of them are talking. The priest says "I have a confession to make. I don't know about you, but I only put $20,000 in the coffin. You see, we had this appeal to build a shelter for homeless kids, and we were $30,000 short of our target. I thought it would be such a waste just to bury all that money and see the homeless continue to sleep in the street. So I put $30,000 into the appeal, and $20,000 in the coffin". The doctor days "Well, I am glad you said that. I only put $30,000 in the coffin. We had an appeal for some new equipment for the children's hospital, and we were $20,000 short. Like you, I felt it was a waste to bury all that cash and see the kids miss out on the equipment they need. So I put $20,000 into the appeal, and $30,000 in the coffin". The lawyer is very angry, and screams his disgust at the other two. "You solemnly swore to put the money into the coffin! You betrayed that fine old lady's trust! You two should be ashamed of yourselves! No short-changing from me --- I put in a cheque for the full $50,000!"

I had to read that more than once to realise that the first line wasn't the punch line ...

Screaming "Go Demons!" at the top of your voice sounds like the go ...

You are indeed a loyal Demon, DF!

Didn't know there were any of them left ...

I thought you were going to say something more serious, like she is joining the scum or the filth ...

Not so sure, DF. The school would have been run by malevolent alpacas, the cupboards would be full of shiraz and the chairs would have special covers of pygmy marmoset leather ...

Your wife says "Produce the smoothie?" ???

Dwarves? :-)