Red and Bluebeard

Anytime ... I presume, then, that Uncle Bitter is not The Man from UNCLE? And perhaps you have the world's biggest dining table?

I was thinking more the BBO Identity ...

Maybe we have the cause and effect all wrong. What if BBO is Australia's response to the terrorist threat? What if all the alpaca talk is just to distract us all from his James Bond lifestyle? Romsey would be a good place to hide lots of things, including ASIS operatives ...

Any more progress on the Paleo diet, Redleg? Haven't seen the team selected by such Demonland royalty ...

No one climbs a mountain without a stumble or two, jazza. Don't kick yourself too hard, or BBO might be tempted to join in ...

What happened in 2012 and 2013 DC? I have no memories of those years ...

Double century in sight, jazza. Don't throw it away like Steve Smith. May it rain for the whole week! As for the fishing, it sounds like you are getting quite a catch. Pity you have throw most of them back :-) Perhaps you could fish for marlin before long?

Just as long as you don't argue for the Invincible Whites ...

Dance away, jazza. Rain at this time of year is great for the veggies, and the roses, and the hydrangias (and the fuchsias )

Some thing are worth the pain, DC, and I would rank pavlova over-indulgence as one of them ... (shaded only by over-indulgence in trifle, and the right sort of plum pudding).

Hannibal's brother?

Stay off those cancer sticks. That way lies the road to the Gat, and a close encounter with Biff. Enough said!

Start again in the New Year --- very few people lose weight over Christmas for some reason. Can't for the life of me work out why, though ...

Just goes to show what can happen when there is no footy or training to talk about ... How many days now without smokes, jazza? How goes the paleo diet, Redleg? How many parties will the lads have over Christmas, BBO? :-)

Copernicus. He would run around the oval all the time. Nostradamus made money by taking bets on our matches, and writing incomprehensible match reports.

Not unless he also said "indulge in groupthink, include weird gifs and let BBO and Biff argue it out in all threads"

I guess that makes you our Tacitus, DC ... or perhaps Virgil?

Good work! Keep it up.

How is the Paleo diet treating you, Redleg?

Shouldn't that be Meth Coast Cooler? And I am sure the apostrophe nazi will come down hard on you ...

Yeah, the day that changed Australia, until something else happens next week ...

So one man's Hobart is another man's Hobshite?

Wongs "code of silence" rules appy -- what happens at Wongs, stays at Wongs. Banana fritters are less numerous than they once were, but all other information is classified. If you promise to be there next time, I'l promise to ride my bike there ....

Once barbecued ...

That is more disturbing for some reason ...