Red and Bluebeard

Sounds like you need banana cake or a banana smoothie (or both?)

Maybe so. I guess it will come as no surprise to you that I focus on the part of the glass that has water in it. Maybe it is only about 20% full at the moment, but that is where I choose to look.

True. but it was something more substantial against Geelong ...

One of the lads playing a prank??

Just like we were last week? Don't count your chickens before BBO flogs himself, or something ...

That would be better than kicking like fish as we did on the weekend ...

Clearly we couldn't handle being the overdogs. I think that means we will be the underdogs for the rest of the season, which will presumably help

Technically we don't need to eat any meat. But lots of us like to. Given there is something like 100,000 wild camels running around central Australia doing all sort of damage, eating them is actually patriotic (although you are right about there also being a good export market for live ones). Being on the coat of arms doesn't stop kangaroos being a royal pest on a farm.You have given me an idea though --- a coat of arms themed barbie, with emu and kangaroo on the menu!

I was thinking illegal redress was more your style ....

No. What is it like? You must be either not hungry, or a closet vegan ...

Our form has been in hell for so long it has probably forgotten what hail looks like ....

Sounds good. Top it off with some barbecued camel, and you have Christmas dinner!

Paleo feast: roast monkey stuffed with roast possum stuffed with fried banana ...

I'd be game for a possum burger. At least that would be some good use for those long-tailed native rats ...

You are entirely correct. Never been to Kenya, and certainly not to a Macca's there. I guess there hasn't been a McBanana burger either ...

Yeah, monkey smoothies never really caught on ...

Jazza is more likely to think a calf injury is getting kicked in the nuts by a young cow ....

Some serious geek credentials there, bjDee. Linux vs Unix? I will be even more impressed if you can articulate the difference between them and Multics. As for thread vs thread, it needn't be one or the other. But if it is, it is a new upstart with a recent win or two up against a multi-premiership juggernaut

Perhaps we are all just too stunned from the best Dees win for about a decade ...

Can you arrange to do some more driving from the Surt Coast in future, Earl?

Glad it was a great day, jazza, and a perfect result.

Plenty of pruning to be done in mine ....

Hope you are over it soon. It is certainly not a great feeling.

Those Pies supporters are a devious lot, OD ...

I was thinking more the last four syllables of bull frog [censored] artist ...