Red and Bluebeard

Jeff Kennett was the Member for Burwood, wasn't he? Kind of says it all ... :)

The Gat of its day, then? You seem very familiar with it .... :-)

No doubt in a banana republic ...

I have a feeling black water would taste better than that muck ...

That is what coffee is for (not that the Yanks have discovered real coffee yet )

Because you feel right at home!

I haven't tried these, but knock yourself out with this lot ....

Work or pleasure, Redleg? If it is the latter, have a great time!

Is that like being fully sick?

I don't suppose you saw any Demon Frogs while you were there?

So it looks like the fat lady known as WADA won't be singing for a couple of years yet ...

Presumably you weren't able to rent his for your stay? And how was the room at Buck House?

Barbarism starts at home, eh?

So you were the bloke in that episode of Top Gear who drove a Bentley into the middle of nowhere to round up cattle? That would explain a few things ...

Dangerous practice that -- didn't anyone ever tell them not to roll and smoke at the same time?

Probably leading a secret terrorist raid on an asparagus farm.

So you are really a cat in a frog suit?

Don't you know it's going to be alright

Is that like Strawberry midfields forever?

Hey is that revolution number 8 or revolution 9?

I will when I can get out of Penny Lane ...

Strange days, indeed. Most peculiar mumma ... Hey Jazz, don't take it bad ...

Why? Does it make you feel like you have been working like a dog?

But somebody told me that they'd be in these Strawberry Fields forever ...

That explains the weird visitors at my porthole. Is that a walrus? No, I am the walrus!