Red and Bluebeard

WJ, this is about the only thread on Demonland that can't be derailed ...

Yes, clearly the first thing up against the wall when the revolution comes is a few uppity suburbs whose reputation has long exceeded their true worth. Throw in a few footy clubs in some of those suburbs (Collingwood, Carlton, Essendon) and now you are talking ...

Shouldn't it be spelt d-d-d-d-dick?

Nice work, DC (especially the grammar Nazi twist at the end). Pick-your-own Dick's Creek it seems ...

Plenty of interesting phrases in that artcile, Dr John. "Toes that gave it away", "barely worthy of a junks shop" and probably my favourite "like something you'd find in a doctor's surgery". I think he is probably stretching things by stating that "I'm not even sure that Cezanne could speak English, let alone write about a man in Calcutta," .. who knows what he got up to in his spare time? BTW I thought some maps showed Hopping Dicks Creek as Kangaroo Richard Waters ...

Sounds like a great opportunity to set up a Museum of Dodgy Antiquities in Hopping Dicks Creek. Earl and Biff seem to have a handle on supplying the goods, Dr John can curate it and BBO and DC organise exhibitions of relevant artefacts. Win-win-win!

Haven't you heard? Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me-e-e, for ME-E!!!!

Baritone more likely, but not far off. Believe it or not, there is no footy at the moment (although Redleg may soon expand the countdown to include one to the start of pre-season training ... )

There must be an app that can help you with that? Perhaps put them in braille or something and see if she notices. There is an old Masonic code called the pigpen cipher which you may find helpful ... doesn't like like a message to those not in the know (but don't tell anyone).

Herbologist are you, Earl? How about some advice on parsley, rosemary and thyme as well?

Shouldn't that be "Hut!"

We'll need about another 3 menus for that ...

But can you get Bananas in Pyjamas in the Bahamas?

Now it is a three-course meal, then RL?

The ghost who walks was always like that .... must be jungle drums or something

What about the non-odd posts? Oh wait ...

Let alone the balls of a sour chicken (which, come to think of it, sounds like good advice )

I was thinking more like rolling over and talking !$#^

Nice one, DC. Now we can work our way through the countdown via the menu ... (apart from 4 and 5 it seems). Must say you have to love a menu that includes both chips and a meat dish under 'Vegetable Dishes' ...

More like beef and black bean sauce and banana fritters, especially the fritters ...

But Washington is all about illusions .... and I suspect DC knows a trick or two!

Is that anywhere near Washington DC?

No just puzzled about tying my cravat ...

I thought you said Countdown Masterchef for a minute, which had me quite puzzled ...

Yeah, jealous gets Yoda (it ain't easy being green )