Red and Bluebeard

"Sharks are food, not friends!"

Look up a recipe, but hold off on pouring it until the final siren next week ... ?

That is a strange name for a cafe ...

No excitement here until the final siren on Round 23 is in and the banana-containing liquid is in a container in my hands ready to be drunk ... after that, what the hell!

Now you are talking ... this is getting serious!

That is the benefit of betting against your team. Either way you get something out of it ... ?

That sounds more like it!

That is one expensive beer, OD ?

Alright BB. I don't drink beer, but how about this. If we don't make the finals, I will buy you a beer. If we do make the finals, you buy me the equivalent in bananas. That is more than enough footy talk for one post in this thread, so I think we should turn to the crucial question of how many bananas is one beer worth ...

That's the thing about fake news, Earl --- it doesn't matter!

Presumably the same guy that fed him all the jam donuts from the vans outside the 'G. Either that or he has been on the Phat Phil diet ...

When was the last time a 100-point win let you down? And if a banana does let you down, use a rope next time ...

I think I liked it better when we were talking about the footy ...

Black cats? Ladders? Third? Perhaps Blackadder the Third? Now that was seriously funny all season, and definitely won the premiership!

Given today's events, it seems your lamb has been fried, roasted and stewed ??

Earl could bring the royal wedding souvenirs. Redleg and WJ could provide legal advice to avoid being jailed on the way home. The theme would of course be "Party like it is 1964" ...

Rhetorical old coots deserve great respect ... ?

But still leaving plenty of room for silly non-bickering ...

Thoroughly. What is the point of `Always Online' if they only time you see it is when the website is unavailable? Seems self-contradictory to me.

Earl probably won't like you referring to the royal family like that, Redleg ?

Earl probably won't like you referring to the royal family like that, Redleg ?

Yeah, and within a decade this thread will be on the moon! ?

Old dogs are us! ?

So, .... had any good banana smoothies lately?

Ernest, Ernest! Speak not such calumny, lest thou be cast, body and soul, into the uttermost depths of the circles of the damned, there to rot and wither for eternity, like some latter-day Tantalus! Shall we close this thread, this lifeline of humanity, this beacon of delight, which was born amongst the horrors of the torture and humiliation at the paws of hoopy felines on the ignominious Day of CLXXXVI, and which has sustained, healed and nourished us through the terrible nightmares of the era of est quod est and the desolation of the fearsome omnibus of reality? Shall we now, as the heretofore black sky of night weakens its shade grudgingly before the onset of the radiant dawn, sever this umbilical cord, this unerring guide, which has lead us just as surely as brave Theseus was lead through the abominable labyrinth, through dark corners and shadowy turns to the glorious light above? A day may come when the age of demons comes crashing down, but it is not this day! A day when we cease all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! A day when the red and blue spirit yields to the infernal magpie, but it is not this day! This day WE POST! By all that you hold dear, I bid you post, Demons of the No T$ No B$ Thread!!