Moonshadow

I like the angry punch in the air as he walks away!

What an itinerary Earl! Shame I'm incarcerated for the next 25 years and unable to participate. Marriage will do that to you.

I was, in full glory.

But of course she's on her 6th spouse...... so far.

Ask Prof Dank for some of the good stuff od.

Hope you did a risk assessment before filing the boilers Earl. Seems like you did one re the game at Etihad and decided to abort. Lucky for you.

The backline were [censored] paid to not give any attention to their opponents. Let's allow them to run around unaccountable and kick goals at will. What a disgrace.

Thank you for the teacher's correction.

I'll have 4 please, concurrently.

Ok, fess up. Which Demonlander is this fine chap?

Does his missus know?

After all Biff, the Greeks invented sex, but the Italians introduced women to it.

Congrats on the new appointment Earl. Sure beats the last one - pole dancing instructor at the Greyhound was never your thing.

Did you see Dland's moral compass wandering around the Cricketer's looking for a hug Earl?

Never before has a band's name described their music so well

Drugs'll do that to you.

Karl Langdon is a terrible actor. Best he stick with late night ads on regional tv

You love it bitters.

Don't stand so close to me Picket!

You know he has a younger brother called Mike......

He's busy getting numerous sponge baths from any heath professional that walks into his squalid isolation room (due to acute halitosis). They discharged Bitters days ago, but he has decided to stay due to getting more attention there then the lads give him at Romsey Manor. Our Uncle Bitters is nothing if not an attention seeker.

Picket, when are you going to find a cure for 'whacky team selection syndrome'? Actually, forget that, too entertaining to need a cure!

Stop playing with matches Uncle Bitters

Not ifs they are Melbourne players, men or women