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Lewis: brain fade no. 3528

Razer Ray strikes again. Block? My arrse.

Once again the long bombs inside 50 are killing us. Clear out the forward 50 and create space for lowering of eyes. Too many go up and too much congestion inside 50

You've been hanging around Bitter for too long, Biff

Women's game before men's. Pic courtesy of Uncle Bitter. I believe they were about to run away from him...

'Uncle's truffles', it's called in Victoria, Ethan

Story of your life, Uncle

Wonder if they serve banana smoothies at this fine establishment

I was under the impression you were to do some interpretive dance as the half time entertainment. Probably get a guard of honor by the players as you leave the arena

Would still like us to have a crack at Wallis from WB. Think he might be gettable

Speaking of selection of players to travel to Darwin, I have heard that Demonland's very own cross dressing royalty will be in attendance at the game. Rumour has it he/she will be part of the half time entertainment, perhaps involving music and interpretive dance....

Surely you jest. I've read some silly comparisons to Rioli on this thread, but Bayley Fritsch has to take the cake. Time to take the rose coloured glasses off mate.

Aren't we forgetting that Garlett has been very underwhelming in the magoos? What happened to rewarding form at VFL level? Inconsistent selection choices yet again imo

If GCS and/or Adelaide hold firm, match or threaten to match any offer, they should be able to trade for Lynch and Sloane. GCS could possibly get a good compo pick if they let him go for nix. In short, what have Hawthorn got to trade with? I don't think they have many picks after the Omeara deal. Can they still trade more future picks under AFL rules? They'll probably have to give up quality players to get quality. Shiel isn't a FA and he's in contract. They would definitely have to give up one or maybe two 1st rounders for him I don't think it's that easy for the Hawks to achieve. But I also thought that about Omeara and Impey

Iirc, he started as a mid but became more of a goalscoring forward as his career progressed. Didn't he win the Coleman once or twice and nearly kick a ton one year? But as you say, it was a different game back then with much different roles than now

915 goals at 3 per game as a midfielder is astounding dc!

Great training report again Kev. Much appreciated. Look forward to reading more of them from you in the future

My Hawthorn mates are certain Lynch and Sloane will be wearing poo & wee next year. Sizzle $650k, Vickery $500k, maybe Silk on $400k gone as well. That's a truck load of salary cap space And for those thinking Jeffy is close to the level of Rioli, I suggest you look at the AFL website '10 best moments of Cyril'. All of those highlights run rings around anything Jeffy has done.

Looks like you're on your own with this one, Picket

Bang on Chazz. Get the best available. Loyalty in AFL is an illusion

Maybe we should take a leaf out of the Boomers book of fighting back

He could be in an induced coma and still know this stuff!

I've got a 2004 Corolla for sale too.

To be accurate, he did get a penalty ($1500), but no suspension.

We have a few who are quick, but have average foot skills or just don't get enough of it. Hunt is a poor kick, Stretch goes missing, Baker is apparently a poor kick as well. Then we have a number who aren't quick but have good foot skills, e.g. Salem, Jetta. Unfortunately, Lewis and Vince now struggle with both. Would be ideal to pick up/trade for someone quick off the mark who can use it well