Fork 'em

What we want and what we get are polar opposites. You want cups ....... That's funny in a dark way.

We always have terrible preseasons. Injuries galore and the players never seem to learn anything from season to season. B grade medicos and coaching dept. B grade players.

Not as tired as me.

He got old 2 yrs ago.

We fair dinkum need Benny Hill music when we play. Especially Frost and Omac.

After some of the real soft stuff early game I actually thought "I'm done with AFL."

Or number 2.

A thoopa star of our making.

Harsh but true.

No composure. No class.

Forget the second gamer. Where are the Forken captains?

Not the difference but we're sure getting the rough end of the pineapple.

Yep, marked their cards tonight myself. Lever can't come back quick enough.

No class.

Karma is garbage.

As long as draft picks are allocated to where you finish on the ladder tanking will be a thing. As I stated somewhere earlier. I remember a year or 2 ago seeing Slobbo himself stating that it would be unwise for the Lions to win another game.

And my cigar......

At the time the whole football community thought it was either Watts or Nik Nat for picks 1 & 2. Scully and Trengove for 1 & 2. Could rewrite history and say they were bad picks but no-one thought so at the time. IMO we just lucked out with poor draft years for top end talent. And FWIW ..... I see Watts and Nik Nat as par picks due mainly to NN injuries. We did however fail dismally with all the picks further down.

I see Tony Shaw has had something to say about Hirds time at Essendon. And who's come to defend Hirds honour? You guessed it. Hirdys biggest fan .... Slobbo. Also seems we're not allowed to talk about it anymore as Hird has had mental health issues. https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/collingwood-greats-scolding-reality-check-for-james-hird/news-story/3a09fe7f86fefe57356ed962f7935388

Fork I hate Essendon. Hope we smash those clowns tonight and forever more.

And when to print it.

If we hadn't have tanked. I woulda been pizzed.

Considering both Schwab and Connolly (not to mention Jimmy Stynes) are great mates of Lyons from the MFC boys club I find his reaction annoying. As if he didn't know what they were up to. 1st hand no less. But we all know about Garrys character. https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/horrible-demons-greats-react-to-fresh-report-on-melbourne-tanking-saga/news-story/93a084ab43922919802e4dc9f60de6e3

And I remember only a couple years ago Slobbo suggesting himself that it would be unwise for the Lions to win another game. The hypocrisy is astounding.

I care about biased journalism. Fake news from the Essendon fanboy.