Fork 'em

Trump living rent free in your heads. Now that's funny 🤣🤣

Dora the explorer. Seems to have a few doubters. I aint one of them. Reckon he's gonna be a rippa. Life long Melbourne supporter too. Go the Demons.

Kozzies old man stand up comedy 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZT45Pl0nZA

I'm excited.

Norf cleaner.

I prefer to call it the "Haves" and "Have nots". The big clubs with their preferential treatment are the haves.

Sorry, primetime night games are where the eyeballs are and everything else flows from that. Sponsorship and advertising dollars while your team is front and center as often as they can be which keeps the membership and kids attention flowing. Sunday arvo graveyard shift are death. People have to open their eyes. This is the TIK TOK entertainment era. People can't their attention span for 45seconds without scrolling on. You reckon they're going to watch 2hrs of monotonous defensive footy on a sunday arvo. Forken .... NO.

Maybe cause Saturday evening is past your bedtime. If we want this club to survive into the future we need to be able keep the Mobs attention (especially kids). Play fast entertaining footy or die.

And a boring as Bat sheet game plan. We're in the entertainment business and need to play a brand people want to actually watch. Until we prove we can ..... Sunday arvo it is.

IF Oliver can help Hogan get a flag I'm all for it. Just as long as Hardwick doesn't get another one.

You wanna fill the MCG, get prime time games, sell memberships, attract sponsors and inspire kids to follow Melbourne and build the supporter base. You don't bore them to tears. You play fast exciting footy. We're in the entertainment business.

Ya know when the season starts and 2-3games in you realise all the pre-season talk of a new faster gamestyle has all been BS and you're just watching the same stale stuff that didn't work the year before .... Well it's not going to be like that this year. Yes there will be teething issues no doubt but at least we're trying to head forward. I'm excited to see something different to the boring gameplan Goodwins been dishing up. Hope King brings what he's been selling. Looking forward to it being far more entertaining. Cáuse we are in the entertainment business.

Collingwood living rent free in our heads.

Tell ya what list managers. Maybe I can deal with Oliver leaving and I'll wish him the best. But if you send him to Collingwood I will SPEW UP! and hate what you've done forever.

He aint perfect but he's ours.

Maybe cause Goodwin only gave him a game here and there to come on as a sub. We were crying out for genuine speed yet he kept playing Spargo. He hobbled us and blew a chance at least 1 more flag being stubborn and boring. Shoulda got rid of him 2yrs ago.

100% He's my favourite player. I dunno what he's like around the club but it pains me no end a 4 time Bluey winner, 3 time All Australian, 2 time AFLCA player of the Year and 1 time Premiership gun has found himself on the outer somehow. And looks like we're willing to cough our Champ up for bugger all. Speechless.

Just ran across these. But the one I saw he had whippet/greyhounds that could really hammer. Was entertaining 😁👍 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEl6rCds6SE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5E3khd1h3g&t=14s