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The crows tried to apply the same rule to their preseason camp

For the love of God Nash, never, and I repeat never, go on the game day threads!

Played well. Got 3 goals, with one being a Joe the goose. Gave off a couple of goals. Competed well in the air I quite like him in the ruck. Worked hard. Good, positive attitude all game.

They HAVE to score the next goal to have any chance (said with 15 minutes to go)

Just KICK IT!!!!!

Maybe. But I'm pretty sure they always wanted the two talls. After all that's why they recruited Brown. The issue was one couldn't elevate his game (yet) and the other wasn't physically ready for the role they wanted him to play.

With him being pushed under the ball I reckon there are a couple of factors. One, we have A LOT of poor kicks. One of the most underrated skill is weighting the ball to a forwards advantage. Where he was pushed under the ball it was kicked to the defenders advantage. Two, he has clearly trimmed right down. So will have lost a bit of his ability to push back on the defender. Tmac struggles with the same issue. No doubt they are working on his core strength, and he will probably have to get used to playing a bit lighter, but having less weight to use in those situations will always have an impact. Looking at tmac and Brown, apart from the height differential, they now look like remarkably similar physique wise. Now tmac can kick it to tmac.

Would not surprise me at all. For mine it was always about them needing him to sort his fitness, core strength and perhaps most of all his agility. All looked much improved on Thursday night, particularly his agility. A number of times he recovered really well and was able to impact the next contest. His 3 tackles were evidence of this. And they would have loved his recovery after dropping a mark on the boundary, collect and turning his opponent inside and our then beaut pass. Sure we could have done with him against the giants but perhaps he wasn't quite where they needed him to be. So stuck to their guns. As good coaches do.

Oh, please. I resisted responding to your previous post on Salem because it was twaddle. At his best he can be damaging? In our top 5 most important players. Absolutely critical to our game plan. Two out of bounds on the full from kick outs, passes that did not hit the mark? Salem Is our best kick by a mile. And his ability to hit target under pressure is phenomenonal. And again a huge part of our game plan, in particular our ability to not lose the ball in our back half and transition to our front half. Lazy? Absolute bollocks. His numbers are of the charts. He gets huge disposal numbers for a half back and covers huge territory. In fact one of the most impressive (and important) parts of his game is his ability to continue to hit targets when he is red lining and fatigued. When the lions played us, pagan tagged two players - Lever and Salem. Because both are so important for us.

Sounds like a TISM gig

Wayne carey to daisy: Daise, keays has a glove on. Has he had it on before Daisy Yes Carey: Is it injury related? Daisy Get me the [censored] out of here (she thought)

Any award for worst commentators would surely be called the BTs

I think you answered your own question

It wasn't that one, though you're right thst was a good example of his smarts. The one I was thinking of was around the wing. I'm.about to watch the replay and will make a note of when it happened

Imagine one of those peanuts calling a horse race. Jockeys have the same build, all wear silks (that often look similar eg the Godolfin blue) and all are riding horses that with the odd exception look much the same. And jockeys don't have big bloody numbers on their back!

For mine, i'd have Sparrow in ahead of Harmes. And once jones is fit, i'd have him in ahead of both based on his game the weekend before last. Harmes was average last night. To be fair he had an improved second half but he made some potentially costly errors in the first half. And that makes three average games in a row I take your point about his defensive work, but he often undoes that work with poor decision making. And a big knock i have on him in terms of his decision making is that he takes too many low percentage options, eg taking on the tackler on when the percentage play is to give it off or attempting marginal handballs or kicks outside his skill range. And it is poor decisions that can really hurt in finals. He is at his best when he is given a specific job on a gun opposition mid, who can take him to the ball. His role should be a negator, not a creator. And when he does that job well, his possessions become more valuable. Viney was the perfect player to go to Wines, but it left Harmes without an obvious tagging role. All that said goody has placed a huge value on consistency of selection and rewarding players, so Harmes is unlikely to be dropped. Which is fine by me. I have a lot of respect for that approach. Give Harmes a job on O'Meara and free up Viney a bit. Sparrow will remain as a sub, unless they want him to get some game time, as goody no doubt wants to reinforce he is an important part of the team. By the by, can Sparrow play for casey this weekend?

Jordon was essentially playing as a winger/half back in the first 6 weeks or so. He took Viney's defensive mid role when he went out of the side. And now jack is back JJ has slotted back in to his winger/half back. Which is perfect for him - and us. He gets a lot more outside ball, which is great for us as he hits targets and makes excellent decisions (there was one last night where he delayed the release and chose a really good option, where so many players would have given to a teammate under pressure. I can't remember exactly when though). But he balances that outside role with fantastic tackling and pressure Good role for JJ too, in terms of being less physically taxing than a pure inside defensive mid. I reckon the biggest impact of Viney being out was robbing us of JJ n that role as there is not an obvious replacement, except for perhaps Bowey, who i assume they want to have more VFL time. JJ has become a super important cog in the machine. And reliable one at that. Such a pure footballer.

What? How on earth could you come to that conclusion??? Kossie marked it. Jonas assumed, incorrectly, that it would not be awarded. He then threw him to the ground preventing him from immediately playing on or giving it off. Which is exactly what the 50 was brought in to penalize. Sure Jonas was unlucky, but it doesn't matter a jot that he thought it was play on. Didn't for Friiter - and nor should it have.

Totally agree. An excellent kick, who importantly actually does not attempt many high risk kicks - which is line with our low risk, high percentage philosophy). Another element of our philosophy is predictably. A big factor in how often Salem hits a target when under pressure is that he knows his teammates will be in the right spots, which is almost always a short lead up pass or near the boundary line. There was good example near the end of the game where under pressure he turned to the boundary and hit a short bail out to Gus.

Eddie loves name drop. Assuming of course said person is filthy rich

From supermercado's twitter feed: "Jackson hasn't watched videos of McKenzie because that's what he does" Next thing "McKenzie hasn't kicked a goal since 2015"

Totally agree on Leppitsch. But please remember this thread is for football commentators THAT DO YOUR HEAD IN (besides give JL time. He'll catch the moron bug if he satys in the media long enough)

Random lowlight from the Channel 7 coverage of the Port game last night THAT DID MY HEAD IN #1: Fritter thinks he has touched a ball, because he did, that Alir is paid a mark for. So assuming it is play on Fritter tackles Alir. Much to fritters dismay, the umpire gives a 50. Which was fair enough as a mark was called. The commentators say as much. Play on. Nothing to see here. Later, Kossie takes a nice mark. It may have been touched. Jonas certainly thought so and tackled Kossie. Much to Jonas' dismay, the umpire gives a 50. Which was fair enough as a mark was called. The commentators express amazement and surprise. Watching THE REPLAY, which provided crystal clear evidence the 50 was there every day of the week, 'Hamish" opines Jonas was hard done by. WTF DOES MY HEAD IN!!!!

Football commentary does my head in. I can't stand it any longer. So I've decided to start a thread so I have somewhere to vent my frustration about the standard of football commentary each week. The alternative is going crazy. Please feel free to use this as your football commentary does my head in safe space

Grapeviney has aged pretty well hasn't he