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Your Earlness, You wouldn't perchance be the Earl of Sandwich, would you? Because what you describe sounds like a Faecal Sandwich to me.

Toiges fans will be doing their 'nana tonight.

The Norf one, and hopefully the Real one.

It's something about the Carlton Banner. Or the Crows Banner. Or a coconut banana. Something like that I think.

Wow. So much of nothing on this thread, then the dam bursts. its a bit like Sydney leading into the Mardi Gras. Or so I'm told.

That's a bit obtuse Earl!

Personkind is very aggrieved that you would use his / her / its name in a post without reference to personkind's sensitivities, ancestors & forebears, sexual orientation, preferred brand of hair removal product, emotional state, yoga position, mental health status, personal hygiene status, the feelings of his / her / its pet avocado, and the number of months since his / her / its preferred transport vehicle (car is just such a mansplaining word) engine oil became overdue for a change even though vehicle oil change products are not exempt from GST.

I'm in Adelaide today. Do you think you could throw a few of them there IQ's in this direction?

Bit rough. Everyone deserves a little leeway when they go a bit Colonel Kurtz while in Asia.

Hem, I suspect that Biff, along with many of us, are still in the phase of: "nourishment from all things (as much as you can get), and moderation of the soul".

I love a good Biffo rant. Should be more of them. In fact, I have a theory. Has anyone seen Biffo and Titus O'Reily in the same room at the same time???

Where's the banana? i see an out of place pork sausage among some condiments.

I see what you did there BB.....

This topic .. My Head

Did you mean he will be frogging himself? Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Just had a binge-read catch-up of a few pages of this thread. Had a laugh or 3 in doing it. Thanks to the regular stalwarts for keeping it going over the off season. And to the other warts as well - the hog warts and the wart hogs, and maybe the genital ones too. You know who you are. A belated Merry Dec 25th and HNY to you all. Go Dees 2017

That would be most unfortunate for D-L. Though I must say, in his absence I have enjoyed not having my screen display run out of RED and Blue ink for a while.

Now that was really a LOL moment for me.

Not if you're a Benedictine monk

Perhaps he's ascending into the top 8?

Without Biffo this place has a certain sense of decorum and logic. Too much so, I think. I miss the insanity.

They've all gone and taken their bananas elsewhere.

Is Froggy get back on the list as a Rookie? Or a B Rookie? Did he even get delisted? Or am I in the wrong thread?

Surprised no one has brought up bananas yet. Definitely a standard prop. But then we might have to merge with the No T$ B$ thread.

Not sure where you're going there Moonie?? Do I detect a prostate awareness campaign coming on? But it did bring to my mind that famous song by Olivia Neutron Bomb : Let's Get Digital....