Bitter but optimistic

Administrators, Moderators and fellow plebs. The currently former member of Demonland (ie Biffen) has humbly requested that his reinstatement to this august board be considered. “I expect a full petition and campaign for re-instatement” (Biffen 2013) He is obviously abashed and contrite “How very dare they” (Biffen 2013) and he asks little except for, “a full apology made by the forum” (Biffen 2013) The above comments are clearly those of a man who has been deeply hurt and shocked by a slanderous attack on his character (“calling me a common drunk”) when it is obvious to all he is an uncommon drunk. Whatever he is alleged to have said was patently out of character and caused by a natural reaction to spiteful attacks by those jealous of his charm and success with women. Biffen is obviously a gentleman of genteel ways and an insightful poster of wit, charm and sensitivity. This site is lessened by his absence. Look at how Stuie’s posts have deteriorated. ( By a strange quirk Ology claims to be lessened by his presence) The balance must be restored. Yin and Yang must again enter a loving embrace. Arise Demonlanders! Now is your opportunity to stand up for justice and integrity. I have not produced a crude poll but rather provided an opportunity for all to state their support and share their positive experiences for one of our finest. PS. If you wish to contact Biffen directly, he is currently living off the earnings of a prostitute in a back room at The Gatwick. PPS. Further research has uncovered that Biffen has erected a shrine made up of copies of Stuie’s posts. It is the focal point in his hovel and he hopes it will inspire his rehabilitation.

There has been doubting toumpas' around for about 2000 years

True the coach doesn't actually get a kick BUT it is his responsibility to lead, train and inspire players to a point where they follow a plan, know their roles and are able to adapt to changing circumstances.

I believe the goal umps are instructed to straddle the line in certain circumstance.

I've just put on another $20.00 via sportsbet. Go figure, I lost $200.00 on us last week and we won!! FMD

But it was pleasant listening to Softwicke snivell about the injustice of it all.

What are the chances of Jack W taking out Jono Brown with a shirtfront?

I'm voting flogger!

And you just got a payrise!!

Do you reckon Stuie is the dead horse or the flogger?

It's all the positive vibes he's received from D'land!

Great clip Macca. Some real big names. I still do and always will hate Carlscum. However, I make exceptions for Jezza and Big Nic. Jezza was just a genius and would kick arse today.

Pay the money. Grunt run and experience.He'd get a game immediately.

Would that be packets? And. Thanks for the report.

Just a question Stuie old mate. Do you have a life other than researching and posting stupid pictures?

Sometimes they play development players in the twos for a reason. To give specific game or position time without upsetting the normal balance of the side.

Ever seen that stuff they call sword grass?

Sounds normal enough to me!

I agree, the Hun is an ideal paper to read "on the dunny". It would certainly act as a purgative and , in difficult economic times, could assist in subsequent tidying up operations.

I know you will appreciate this Moon

A very humbling thread all round. It serves to remind one not to carp about petty shite. Good luck DA.

Not sure about this week. We will need all hands on deck to kick goals.

No but the R M Williams adds are always sexy!

Merely sad acceptance of the futility of my life as a melbourne supporter. "Aplaca" husbandry has never been what is was. Whatever that is.

Who would want to read the Hun daily? FMD!!!